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Mary sUE 9/11
The Documentary by Sora
Part 1
Day 1:
Hello, my name is Sora. Today I was laying in the sand on Destiny Isalnd, the sand is warm... Aww, warm. Goofy and I are getting a tan. I look pale, still Goofy looks as tan as toast. We are soaking up some sun when then out of NO WHERE.....
She apeared....
There something being washed up to shore...
It was her...
No, not Kairi.... Not Aerith... Not Minnie... Heck, not even Selfie!
A girl, her hair was long and wavy, and she had a tan.. better than Goofy! I thought she was drowning, naw...
I saw Riku. His face had lit up! He jumped face into the water! He swam and swam and swam...
I saw him pick that girl up in his arms, and he carried her to shore and plopped her down... on MY dry towel!!!!
Okay, now I can take a few corny Jokes about my LARGE FEET! And I can laugh about me failing Kindergarden but If I must go without a DRY TOWEL than this is personal!!
Riku was going to give this Girl CPR... but i knew that this was going to be NO CPR!
So, I sat up, and punched this girl in the stomach! Water came spurring out of her mouth...
She sat up and flipped her hair. She blinked, and for Riku, everything started to go in slow motion.
Okay, time to press the Fasto Forward button. "What is your name?" Riku said softly. The Girl replied in this stupid squeaky voice... "My name is Mary Sue..."
After know thid girl's name, she sounded trouble.....
She hugged Riku and squeaked with joy... "Thank you for saving me!!!" I felt squemish. I hate love stories. I turned around to see Goofy, he was untieing the boat to get off the isalnd. I ran up the dock, and looked at my watch. A quarter to 5. "Riku! We have to get home! You are coming to sleep over at my place... Remember?????"
Okay, he didn't hear me. He was walking with Miss Mary Sue up the beach. She was clinging to him like underwear when you have a wedgie. Eww... I remember in 6th grade when Jenny Karlow gave me the worst wedgie ever, and I had a rash for a week!
Okay, I really had to get home so I climbed in the boat with Goofy. I was going to have to leave RRiku on that isalnd sigh.....
End of Chapter 1
Mary Sue Definition: The girl everyone likes, she is perfectly bueatiful! Riku loves her, and Sora hates her.
Mary sUE 9/11
The Documentary by Sora
Part 1
Day 1:
Hello, my name is Sora. Today I was laying in the sand on Destiny Isalnd, the sand is warm... Aww, warm. Goofy and I are getting a tan. I look pale, still Goofy looks as tan as toast. We are soaking up some sun when then out of NO WHERE.....
She apeared....
There something being washed up to shore...
It was her...
No, not Kairi.... Not Aerith... Not Minnie... Heck, not even Selfie!
A girl, her hair was long and wavy, and she had a tan.. better than Goofy! I thought she was drowning, naw...
I saw Riku. His face had lit up! He jumped face into the water! He swam and swam and swam...
I saw him pick that girl up in his arms, and he carried her to shore and plopped her down... on MY dry towel!!!!
Okay, now I can take a few corny Jokes about my LARGE FEET! And I can laugh about me failing Kindergarden but If I must go without a DRY TOWEL than this is personal!!
Riku was going to give this Girl CPR... but i knew that this was going to be NO CPR!
So, I sat up, and punched this girl in the stomach! Water came spurring out of her mouth...
She sat up and flipped her hair. She blinked, and for Riku, everything started to go in slow motion.
Okay, time to press the Fasto Forward button. "What is your name?" Riku said softly. The Girl replied in this stupid squeaky voice... "My name is Mary Sue..."
After know thid girl's name, she sounded trouble.....
She hugged Riku and squeaked with joy... "Thank you for saving me!!!" I felt squemish. I hate love stories. I turned around to see Goofy, he was untieing the boat to get off the isalnd. I ran up the dock, and looked at my watch. A quarter to 5. "Riku! We have to get home! You are coming to sleep over at my place... Remember?????"
Okay, he didn't hear me. He was walking with Miss Mary Sue up the beach. She was clinging to him like underwear when you have a wedgie. Eww... I remember in 6th grade when Jenny Karlow gave me the worst wedgie ever, and I had a rash for a week!
Okay, I really had to get home so I climbed in the boat with Goofy. I was going to have to leave RRiku on that isalnd sigh.....
End of Chapter 1
Mary Sue Definition: The girl everyone likes, she is perfectly bueatiful! Riku loves her, and Sora hates her.