I'm making my own Toy Story Toons, but I'm putting in my OC Princess Clara from Toy Story, My Version. In Hawaiian Vacation, Clara would've helped Woody and the other toys give Barbie and Ken the vacation of their dreams. In Small Fry, she would just be a cameo since there wasn't much the other toys did. In Partysaurus Rex, Clara would've stood up for Rex when Mr. Potato Head calls him Party-pooper Rex. My first Toy Story Toon is Sarge Moves Out. It's based on the book Sarge Moves Out. The alien slime dispenses are from the Toy Story Activity Center game.
Sarge Moves Out
Mr. Potato Head: Don't you get it? We're done! Finished! Over the hill!
Woody: Hey, hey, hey. Now come on, guys. We all knew this day was coming.
Hamm: Yeah, but now it's here.
While Woody was talking to the toys, Buzz noticed Sarge and his two men climbing up the desk towards the window.
Woody: Look, every toy goes through this. No one wants to see-
Buzz: Hey Sarge. What are you doing?
Sarge: War's over, folks. Me and the boys are moving on.
Woody: Moving on?
Buzz: You're going AWOL?
Sarge: We've done our duty. Andy is grown up.
Solider1: Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz: Trash bags?
Woody: Who said anything about trash bags?
Sarge: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Soldier1 grabbed Sarge, opened his parachute, and a gust of wind carried them away.
Solider2: You're gonna need it.
With those words, the last soldier opened his parachute and was carried away by the wind. The wind carried the three soldiers away from Andy's house and over the neighborhood, and towards the city.
After a long flight, the troops landed in the parking lot of Al's Toy Barn, only to find that the name had been changed to Sal's Toy Barn, with a banner that said "Under New Management."
Solider1: So uh, where do we go from here?
Sarge: We go into that toy barn, search for a little boy, and stow away in his bag so he can take us to his home base.
Solider1: Yeah but, why don't we find a little girl and stow away in her bag?
Solider2: Why would girls wanna play with three tiny green soliders? All we know is that they might dress us up in dolls' clothes.
Sarge: That's enough! Let's move, move, move!
The three troops snuck into the toy barn, hiding behind a stack of boxes as kids and their parents came walking in back and forth. As the troops thought of a way to find the right boy to go home with, they spotted a little boy carrying a box containing a toy helicopter while heading for the cashier with his mom.
Stanley: This helicopter will be perfect for my Combat Carl. Come on, mom. Hurry up! I wanna go home so I can open it up!
Sarge: Get ready men. As soon as the boy's backpack passes us, we jump in. Ready….now!
When Stanley walked by, the troops jumped into an opening of the backpack.
Sarge: Mission accomplished, men. We're going to our new home base.
Solider2: I can't wait to try out Stanley's new helicopter.
But instead of going to Stanley's house, the car stopped at the bakery. Stanley carried his bag with him into the bakery with his mom.
Baker: Welcome. How can I help you?
Mom: I'd like a couple of glazed doughnuts, please.
When Stanley swung his bag around excitedly, Sarge and his men fell out.
Sarge: Quick! Back in the bag!
Solider1: Wait! Someone's coming!
The troop went into lifeless mode when another baker found them.
Baker2: Now where did you come from? Oh well. You three will be the perfect decorations for my new cake.
He carried the three army men and placed them onto a cake with a soldier's picture on front, in between a Mater cake and a Nemo cake, inside a freezer. The baker shut the door and left. Inside the freezer, Sarge and his troops tried to push open the door, but they couldn't.
Sarge: Keep trying men! Push!
Solider2: We can't! It's locked!
Soldier1: Man, it's freezing in here.
Solider2: Well, why do you think they call it a freezer?!
Sarge: Enough chit chat! Keep pushing!
The two soliders pushed and pushed, but the door still wouldn't open. Finally, they gave up.
Sarge: Well boys. Looks like we're gonna be here for a while.
The next day, the baker opened the freezer and took out the soldier cake with Sarge and his men on top. He placed the cake inside a box, and gave it to a man who bought it.
Inside the box, Sarge and his men were covered from head to toe with tiny icicles. But they shook them off when the box's lid closed on top of them.
Solider1: I thought we'd never get out of there.
Solider2: Where do you think we're going to now?
Sarge: I believe I heard that man say he was going to Pizza Planet.
Solider1: What for?
Sarge: We'll have to wait and see, cadet.
The man's car parked in front of the Pizza Planet restaurant. The man carried the cake inside the building and towards a little room where a birthday party was being held. He set the cake down on the table.
Dad: Happy birthday, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Thanks dad!
He opened the box and his eyes widen when he saw the solider's face on the cake, as well as the three troops on top. The candles were lit and Jimmy blew them out and the children cheered. After the children received candy bags, it was time to go home.
Dad: Come on, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Coming!
When the children left the room, the troops came to life.
Sarge: Men! There's been a change of plans. We're going home with Jimmy.
Solider2: That's exactly what I had in mind, sir.
Solider1: That Jimmy kid must really love soliders since he loved that cake so much.
Sarge: Come on, men! After him!
The troops climbed down the table and crept out the door. They quickly hid by the alien slime dispensers as a crowd of kids came thundering past them, nearly stepping on them. Suddenly, they heard voices cackling above them. The troops looked up and saw three heads of alien slime dispensers looking down on them.
Alien Head1: Those guys would've been squashed and flatten like pieces of paper if they hadn't moved so quickly.
Alien Head2: Oh! Maybe they would've been flatten like pizzas!
Alien Head3: That's pancakes, you dope.
Sarge: I don't anything funny about getting stepped on, aliens!
Alien Head3: We're just kidding around, GI Joe. What are you doing snooping around here anyway?
Solider1: We're looking for a little boy named Jimmy.
Sarge: Solider! Why should you be telling him? We don't even know if he's friend or foe?
Alien Head1: Relax, Lieutenant Dan. If you're referring to the little boy who had a party, he's already at the exit.
Sarge: Oh. Thanks.
The troops raced off to find Jimmy. By the time they caught up with him, Jimmy was in the car with his dad and it drove off.
Solider2: Now what?
Sarge spotted a Pizza Planet truck that was about to leave. The troops climbed up to the rear bumper of the truck and hung on tight as the truck sped off so quickly.
Sarge: Hang on, men! This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
But the truck was going too fast and the soliders were about to be bounced off, until Sarge spotted Jimmy's car.
Sarge: Get ready, men! Target straight ahead!
The two soldiers opened up their parachutes and, with one solider holding onto Sarge, were blown off the bumper. They seemed to be floating towards Jimmy's car, but another car drove by and its force blew away the troops. Then they were blown away by another car, and another, until they smacked into a Dinoco sign, high above. The troops scrambled to the top of the sign.
Soldier2: Well, there goes boy number two.
Solider1: I don't think I feel so good. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Solider2: So now what, sir?
Sarge: We'll just have to set up camp here for the night. There's nothing else we can do. Our mission to finding a new home base has failed. Sorry if I brought you into this, gentlemen.
Seeing their boss feeling blue, the two soliders tried to comfort him.
Solider1: It's not your fault, sir. We've had rough times now and then.
Solider2: Yeah. We'll try and figure something out tomorrow.
Sarge looked at them, hoping they were right. As the two soliders lay down to rest, Sarge watched the sun set over the city before turning in for the night.
The next morning, as the sun was rising, Sarge and his two men used their parachutes to float down to the ground, without being seen. But a sudden gust of wind took them by surprise. The troops crashed into a wooden fence. As they slide down the fence, Sarge landed in a garbage can while the other two held onto the ledge of the can.
Sarge: Troops! Help me get out!
Solider2: We're coming, sir! That is if we can help ourselves.
Solider1: You hold on to me while I reach for Sarge!
Solider2: You got it!
The second soldier held onto the first soldier's waist as he reached down for Sarge.
Solider1: Take my hand, sir!
Sarge: I can't reach! Go men! Save your selves!
Solider1: No way, sir! A good solider never leaves a man behind!
Knowing he was right, Sarge nodded, and he reached up to grab his cadet's arms. But the garbage truck arrived. Sid, while listening to his music through his headphones, banged against the garbage cans in rhythm. The banging noises caused the two soldiers to fall into the garbage with Sarge.
Sid picked up the garbage cans and tossed the garbage into the back of the truck, boarded the truck and drove away. Inside the truck, the three green army men climbed out of the garbage, while pushing and shoving aside the smelly garbage that was close to them.
Solider2: Phew! What is it that people throw in their garbage that makes it smell so bad?
Solider1: This smells even worse than Molly's diapers.
Sarge: Come on, men! We gotta escape before we're taken to the dump of doom! Unleash your parachutes!
The two soldiers opened up their parachutes and the second soldier grabbed onto Sarge as the next gust of wind carried them out of the garbage truck and into the air. They floated down gently into the playground of Sunnyside Daycare. Barbie and Ken, whom were in their bathing suits, came over to greet them.
Barbie: Sarge? Is that you?
Sarge: Miss Barbie?
Solider1: Nice suit.
Solider2: Don't get any ideas, man.
Barbie: I'm so glad to see you. How did you get here?
Sarge: It would take too long to explain, ma'am.
Ken: Friends of yours, Barbie?
Barbie: Ken, this is Sarge. Sarge, this is Ken, my boyfriend.
Sarge: (salutes) Greetings, well groomed man.
Ken: (salutes) Greetings, uh, little green soldier. Welcome to Sunnyside, boys. The most cool and groovy daycare in the world.
Barbie: We're having a party in the sandbox. Would you care to join us?
Sarge: With pleasure, ma'am. Boys, I think we just found our new home base.
And the three little green army men toddled towards the sandbox to join in the party.