ATM, such an industrial object; its steel plated armor holds more envious green than a tree held its leaves.
This is the story, the chronological order; starting with C, this one story follows many other stories, in which leads up to the very history of a very unknown god, one we have lived beside without knowing it. This god, by name is The Golden Muffin.
By the order we begin the Golden Muffin Adventures with, Chang Satu; a manly asian living in constant annoyance of his two older sister and younger brother in a crammed two stories house alongside the main streets of Round Rock, Texas; which is pretty quiet, so it's extremely boring with each passing day that Chang wishes for something abnormal to occur to him or his pestering siblings if that was all he could ask for in life.
"Chang, go get us some grocery money I want some fruits and seafood for tonight, okay?" Chang's eldest sister, Finny, whinnied out from downstairs; probably painting her nails again for the 6 time today, as Chang was finishing up his last set of push-ups for the morning.
"Fine Finny, but I won't be cooking for you guys even if you manage to burn this up as well!" Chang yelled over to the slouching figure of Finny as he jogged out the house never bothering to change out of his sweaty workout clothes for the quick trip to the ATM.
"Try and get a girlfriend, while you're out there Chang!" Chang's other sister, Jopie, cooed out as Chang shut the door and started his way over to H. E. B for a sum of 40 or so dollars to hand back his sisters, hopefully this time they will not burn the food into charcoal bits like yesterday.
As Chang got to his destination, he pulled out a slip of paper and then proceeds to push a few buttons on the ATM. The display screen faded out from it normal white fill in the box screen to a blank blue screen as it hummed out an elevator tune that Chang sang along with it.
As the screen didn't immediately change Chang's manly mind thought the only logical solution to this was to beat the crap out of it with his perfected killer combo punch to get his money for food now.
At the second Chang punched the ATM a golden object came hurtling out the money dispenser and knocked Chang over before he could dodge it. Once he had got up from the cement he saw the object was floating above him, a Golden Muffin with a cheeky smile looking down at him.
"Hello, what adventure do you wish for, Chang?"
Chang had found his abnormal event from an ATM, who knew!
To Be Continued...