Disclaimer: I do not own South Park
This story was born after my calculus teacher said every year students laugh at the term Sec(X). I was one of these students.
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Kyle Broflovski had volunteered to be a tutor. He hadn't done this out of the goodness of his heart. No, Kyle's mum had forced him to, stating "it looks good on university applications". That's what he got for being an over achiever.
And now he was expected to somehow pass this trait onto his fellow students. But he hadn't been given 'students to tutor'. He had only been given one. Kenny McCormick.
He only had to tutor Kenny as everyone deemed him a hopeless cause. And if anyone could turn him around, it would be Kyle.
Thus, Kyle was sitting at a desk across from Kenny, attempting to explain the concept of trigonometry.
Sine, Cosine, and Tangent. All of it went straight through Kenny's head. Then the concept of Cosec being one over Sine. In one ear and out the other. Then Cot being one over Tan. To Kyle, it appeared that he was talking to a brick walk. A brick wall that would occasionally sigh in boredom.
That is, until he began to explain what Sec(X) was.
"Sex?" Instantly Kenny's head shot up.
"No! Sec(X). It's one over Cos and…What are you doing Kenny?" The redhead was concerned for the blonde was out of his seat and advancing.
The predatory look in his eyes didn't do anything to assure Kyle and put his concerns at risk.
He leaned down to whisper in Kyle's ear.
"I thought you'd never ask" Before pouncing.
Kyle couldn't help but think he could deal with tutoring.
Sorry if the calculus talk confused anyone.
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