Prince of Tennis Advice Column

This will have plot... as plotless as plot can be but it will have some sort of storyline. Focusing on daily life of characters. YOSHA!


Seigaku

"Fuji. What is this Advice Column nonsense?" Tezuka asked a frown embedded on his face.

"Tezuka, I just accepted a request of a certain friend of mine, it is fine it won't interfere with your life. In fact you will definitely become enriched by this I am sure!" Fuji smiled sweetly.

"But-"

"And it will broaden your horizons." Seemingly not noticing the protest Fuji continued.

"Fuji I-"

"And who knows it might actually turn you into a wonderful loving creature like my cacti." Now walking out the door he waved to Tezuka and set off.

Tezuka with was now uncharacteristically stuttering and praying to God that Fuji didn't really think his precious cacti was, as he so elegantly put it, 'wonderful loving creatures.' His thoughts now drifted towards his sanity levels being sane as he reluctantly accepted Fuji's offer or rather demand. Because even if you are a nationally ranked tennis player with a personality of a pillar (excuse the pun) you can't say no to Fuji Syuusuke.

AGONYAUNTAGONYAUNT

Rikkaidai

"'Mura buchou!" Kirihara's voice rang through the clubhouse clutching what seemed to be a letter. "You received a reply!"

"Oh for the column?" Yukimura's eyes shone and he reached for the crumpled paper taking his laptop out.

Dear RikkaiBossMan

I was wondering if you could help, my best friend hates my boyfriend but I want them to get along.

Do you have any tips on improving their relationship?

From FanGURL#132

Kirihara raised an eyebrow, "What a stupid topic it doesn't involve tennis."

Chuckling gently but secretly agreeing with his junior Yukimura spoke, "Now now, Akaya this girl obviously needs my help so the only thing I can do is reply back right?"

He then proceeded to write a response back a soft smile never leaving his face.

Dear FanGURL#132

You could try stuffing them inside a phonebox and leaving them inside threatening to drop a grand white piano on top if they don't become friends.

Or just ditch either your best friend or your boyfriend or both and come into the grand world of tennis. Then if you get even a fraction of my brilliance you can use law breaking moves that would normally be considered as impossible, but in tennis anything is possible, and just pelt tennis balls at them until they agree to a truce.

I also have a great deal of blackmail techniques, in fact I have a number a books that would be useful to you.
If you like I can let you borrow a few I recommend 'How to be a Boss.' 'Achieving the Pinnacle of Perfection being a blackmailer.'

From ChildofGOD ^_^

As Kirihara read from behind his captains shoulder a look of horror crossed his face and he inwardly sighed. Maybe 'Mura Buchou isn't as good as this as he is as tennis. Too late now.

"See Akaya I think she is going to be pleased." The calm blue haired boy seemed pleased and emitted a heavenly aura of doing a good job.

Kirihara laughed nervously and sweatdropped, "Err- Yes of course!" But inside his thoughts were 'I think she will need some therapy.'


Anybody is welcome to suggest new letters ^_^ I'll be happy to receive some suggestions