Lonely love
Rated A
Disclaimer: We do not own any Nintendo games, characters, or themes
Note: This story is a Crack Fiction and contains a Crack Pairing until the 5th chapter; however, it's very important to read the first 4 stories to have a general understanding of what happened.
Authors Note: This chapter contains a little Yaoi (Homosexual) context. Nothing happens I assure you but it is mentioned in some way or form.
Dear Mario,
I need of your assistance again because I'm returning to Rougeport! I know I should have learned my lesson last time I came but I just wanted to tell you that I found a new treasure map! It's the treasure of the lost heart! If some one finds it they can open the 100-year gate, but you need to find 7 pieces of the heart first! I'll fill you in with more detail when you come but meet me at the inn in the Rougeport bar!
Thank you,
Princess Peach
Mario was in his home with Luigi when the letter came. Going back to Rougeport would be wonderful! He could see all of his great friends again, like Koops, Flurrie, Vivian, Yoshi, Captain Bobbery, Goombella… Plus he was in need of a great adventure! Luigi who was reading the letter was very anxious as well.
"Oh my gosh, bro! This is such a great opportunity! I can go back to my adventures while you go with the princess! By the way when are you going to propose to her?" Luigi said all at once.
"I was planning on it for her birthday but since I'll be with my friends again I'll do it once I get to Rougeport!"
"Ok great! I'll be back I have to go shave my 5:00 shadow."
Luigi left without another word. When he returned he was carrying the shaving clippers in his hands when he walked towered the table. He tripped and fell, the shaver slipped out of his hands and cut off Mario's mustache!
"Oh no! Luigi! My mustache is gone! Do you know how long it takes to grow one back?!" Mario got up and was about to hit Luigi with his hammer until the doorbell rang.
"Mail delivery!"
Mario, too embarrassed to open the door just went to his room and started packing for the trip.
"Here you go sir! Two tickets to Rougeport!"
Luigi accepted the tickets went into Mario's room to tell him to get ready.
"Ok bro, the boat leaves in 4 hours! Lets get going… p.s. you look a lot hotter without your mustache so don't worry."
"Uh, thanks Luigi?"
So the pair got going and left for Rougeport. Meanwhile Peach was getting raped? WHAT? No just kidding but Peach was going around shopping since she missed out last time she was in Rougeport. While in the new badge shop she noticed something very strange… It was a book, no a journal in the badge case! She opened it and found the pages filled with all these strange dates which included a passage that said:
Your true love will fall for someone else. Someone who you know and they will become your worst enemy. Your love will soon come to despise you if not kill you since you have opened my sacred journal! You will slowly become crazy but you will fall in love with your worst nightmare, then every night you will wake up screaming… unless your true love finds the pieces of the lost heart to open the gate to my eternal resting place! You have 9 weeks until the curse will fully occur and you will wish you were never born!
Peach was truly shocked and afraid so she stole the book from the store. Now back to our heroes!
"Ugh! Mario when will this be over with?! I'm dying of boredom!"
"Be patient Luigi! We're almost there! See it's just over the horizon!"
Then the boat stopped.
"This is your captain speaking. It seems that our engine has stopped working and we don't have a replacement. I'm sorry for the inconvinece, but you punks have to swim to Rougeport."
So Mario, who wanted to see Peach very badly took off his shirt and jumped in to the ocean. Luigi on the other hand who was actually smart enough brought a swimsuit and put it on.
Minutes later Mario came on land with his suitcase. He wandered off to the inn but got stopped in his tracks when he saw a familiar face. Goombella was right in front of him. Stomach high, the first thing she saw was Mario's bare chest.
"Ahh! Oh my goodness sir put on some…" She looked up and noticed whom she was talking to.
"Mario? Is that you? Hey… What happened to your mustache?!"
"Luigi happened to it." Mario replied just now noticing his problem and put on some dry clothes.
"…You look so cute! Oh my gosh! I could just eat you for breakfast!" Then she realized whom she was talking to and got very embarrassed.
"I mean you look, um, uh very nice with your uh, with out your mustache, I mean you looked n-nice without it but I mean you look um…"
"Save it Goombella. It's ok I understand what you mean. Thank you"
"So what are you doing here Mario?"
"I'm here with Princess Peach! We're going to look for the 7 pieces of the Lost Heart. Have you seen her?"
"No I haven't. But I can certainly help you look!"
So they went looking for Peach while Luigi just got back from the ocean.
"Ah~! That was such a delightful swim! I should do it more often" The captain was with him as well.
"Sir I just happen to notice… I'm attracted to men! Would you like to spend the night in my condo?"
"That would be wonderful! Sleep-o-ver! We can watch movies and eat popcorn and tell scary stories!"
(Poor Luigi. Getting the wrong idea again. Who knows? Luigi might be attracted to men as well… Nah)
"I hope you mean watch romantic movies in bed then eat popcorn off of each others bodies and tell scary stories about evil woman! I can't wait lets go now!"
"Ok!"
(Like I said… Poor Luigi!)
So back to the story!
"Goombella, I think she said that she was at the inn." Mario said. So they went there to look after they went all over town.
"Oh there she is!" Goombella exclaimed.
"Mario, I'm so glad you came! And whom are you?" Peach said glaring at Goombella thinking that she would steal Mario away from her.
… I'm Goombella and I'm Professor Frankly's assistant!"
"Oh, I'm sorry I'm just a little paranoid today. Hahaha…"
"So Princess, what have you found about the Lost Heart?" Mario asked his current lover.
"Nothing much except we have to go farther away then your last adventure but it seems that all of your friends really want to come along with you… So I guess it'll be a HUGE reunion! It seems you've met up with Goombella already… Hahaha…"
"Uh, princess are you ok… you don't seem to be all right…"
Uh-oh! The first step of the curse is happening! Peach is getting jealous and seems to be going a little bit crazy!
To be continued…
Meanwhile,
"Wow, your condo is huge! I can't wait until the movies! Let's get ready for bed-time so we can get comfortable!"
"Ok my passenger on the S.S Love Bucket." So they got dressed. Luigi in his Super Man clothes that are just a tad too small and The Captain who was wearing a Hello Kitty 2 piece meant for a 6 year old girl.
"What's a love bucket?" (Poor Luigi!)
"Let's see in bed! Heheheh."
"Ok!"
The next part is too horrid for even the most gross people so I won't give that much detail.
"Oh yeah! Right there! Harder, Harder, HARDER! Don't give any mercy!"
"Aren't playing Sonic games the best?"
"Yeah best friend! Now lets play Paper Sonic 1000 year door~!"
Stupid I know
To be continued…
Authors note:
As I told you before this is a Crack Fiction until the end of the 4th Chapter. It might seem stupid or idiotic but please bear with us for this. The first part was meant for amusement and enjoyment and we would be thrilled if you continued to read the rest and figure out what will happen next in Lonely Love chapter two!