The rules of High School learned by Haruhi Suzumiya
1: You know that really perky annoying girl at your school…if she ends up being God, just stay calm and don't mention anything about clubs
2: The most popular girl in your class will NEVER ask you out. However, she may attempt to murder you
3: Espers are wayyyy hotter then vampires
4: It is illegal to advertise your school club in bunny costumes
5: A great way to make money for your class is to sell cheap noodles in skimpy outfits
6: Supernatural doesn't always make you bad looking
7: If somebody blackmails you, give in. Chances are that that person may be God
6: Ponytails turn guys on
7: NEVER, and I mean NEVER slack off on your Summer homework
8: Always have extra money on hand. You'll probably end up paying for the next meal
9: Your Student Council president smokes. Did I mention he's also an esper?
10: That football player you're dating doesn't really love you after all
11: Always check the bookmark on the book your friend lent you
12: Most popular girls are backstabbers. If associated, prepare to be stabbed.
13: The literature club isn't what you think it is
14: Jealous girls do crazy things. Like steal the other girls God-Powers and recreate the universe
15: Your former best friend might also be God
16: Island vacations over Spring Break often result in murder mysteries
17: The hot guys are always gay
18: If you misplace your contact, don't blink
19: If your computer freezes while at school, it's probably just a giant cave cricket that kidnapped the computer club president
20: Nobody plays Handball