Kyle Park
Pip:How lovely!
Stan:Shut up Pip, stop being so masochistic.
Pip: Righto.
Stan:Dude I just broke your left hand and arm, your nose, one tooth, gave you two black eyes and your bleeding like that elevator scene from The Shining!Why do you like this so much?!
Pip:*blushes*….Because I love you.
Stan:What?
[My heart will go on by Celine Dion plays in the background while Stan and Pip get closer and closer]
Kyle:STAN!Wait what are you two doing? You're minors!
Pip:I'm 155.
Stan:And I'm 're 23 too.
Cartman:Anyway, Kenny is alive look![Cartman shows Kenny to Stan, but he's shown to be impaled with a jewish star on his neck]…What the FUCK?!
Stan:Oh my gawd!Someone killed Kenny!
Craig:You-
Butters:Bas-
Tweek:*twitches*TARDSHNWDBHWASABCAWUBX!
Cartman:KYLE!You filthy Jew I can't believe you used your Jew heritage to kill Kenny!
Kyle:Maybe it was another jew fatass!
Cartman:Kyle you're our only jew friend!
Kyle Schwartz:I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Kyle:No.
Kyle Schwartz: Oh, alright then.*walks away*
Cartman:You're going to get arrested Kyle! But first, we're gonna get you to court.
Butters:Oh hamburgers!
Craig:Shit just got real.
Stan:But who'll be the judge?
Butters:Eric of course!
Cartman:You're god damn right! Gentlemen, let's get down to business and start Kyle's trial.
Craig: I'm going to get some popcorn first.
Tweek:*twitches*AGH!Me too.
Cartman:Call everyone you know,Butters.
Butters:But I'll get grounded.
Cartman:Then call everyone but your parents. You know Kyle's entire jew family, Terrance Mephesto, Alex Glick,Wendy,Red,Bill,Fosse,Darth Chef,Stan's dog,Damien,Dogpoo,Jason,Leeroy Jenkins,Clyde?
Butters:Okay.*calls Clyde* Clyde, Kyle is getting arrested!You've gotta go to the trial!
Cartman:Alright gentlemen,we're off again! [locks the basement while Stan and Pip are still there]
Pip:So...*blushing with bedroom eyes*where were we?
Stan:*punches him*Nope,I'm going home.*unlocks the door and leaves*
THE END