Squall Leonhart walked out of a huge house.
"Good evening, I'm Squall Leonhart, and welcome to Big Brother!"
"13 players from Super Smash Brothers will be living inside this house," continued Squall, "Their mission, outlast all the others to win 50 grand. But only one of them isn't here to win."
Squall held up a poster that said 'Saboteur', "There will be a saboteur living amongst the houseguests. Their mission is to wreck as much havoc as possible, and you will be in charge of his sabotages. We'll get to that later. But for now, let's meet the 13 players who will be spending the summer in the Big Brother house!"
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A wolf went over to his star ship, and opened up the cockpit, and on his seat was the Big Brother key.
"Alright!"
"I'm Wolf O'Donnell! And I can't let you do that houseguests!"
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A green plumber was vacuuming up dust, and eventually, on the end of the hose, was the Big Brother key.
"Oh my gosh! Yes!"
"I'm a Luigi! And I'm about to school all of these houseguests!"
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A red plumber was bouncing on koopas, and one of them spat out the Big Brother key.
"Get out of here!"
"I'm Mario! And the big hero will be taking home the big money!"
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A big fat penguin was handed the Big Brother key by a Waddle Dee.
"Hohohoho! Brilliant!"
"I'm King Dedede! And I need a monster to clobber those houseguests!"
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A prince with blue hair was handed the Big Brother key by a servant.
"Yes! My dream come true!"
"I'm Marth, and I'm gonna slice through the competition."
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A boy with blonde hair found his key on his bed.
"Yay! I'm on Big Brother!"
"I'm Lucas! And I don't take no for an answer!" He shot a PK Fire into the wall.
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A doctor was washing his hands, and opened up a cabinet to find his key.
"Awesome!"
"I'm Dr. Mario! And everyone will need a doctor after I'm finished!"
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A race car driver raced through the lanes, and jumped out and landed perfectly on his feet. He was handed a trophy with the key inside.
"I've won! I've won the key to Big Brother!"
"I'm Capt. Falcon! And everyone will be Falcon punched after this!
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A young boy wearing green was given the key by his fairy, Navi.
"Yeah! I'm going to Big Brother!"
"I'm Young Link! And I'm here to prove that young boys can do grown up things!"
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A fox was walking to his aircraft, and found his key on the dashboard.
"Awesome! Can't wait!"
"I'm Fox McCloud, and no one gets past me!"
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A young boy took off his red cap to find his key in it.
"Woo! I'm on Big Brother!"
"I'm Ness! Using my PK skills will help me, but not my opponents."
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A robot was moving along doing his own thing, and opened up a crate which contained the key.
"Yay."
"I'm R.O.B. And I will terminate everyone."
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A small pink creature spat out the key from his mouth.
"How did this get in my mouth? Oh well."
"I'm Kirby! And I'm gonna swallow my competition whole!"
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Squall nodded after revealing everyone, "So, have you figured out who the saboteur might be? Stay with us shortly, and we'll get to the first HoH competition, and who will the HoH nominate for eviction? Find out shortly."