Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Transformers no matter how much I want to.
Bullet: Hi peoples! This time I'm cowriting with my best friendish person, Bella101996!
Bella: Hello peoples!
Bullet: This is another installment of Dare the Transformers!
Bella: YAY!
Bullet: Take it away Oppy!
Optimus: This is from Toa Kopaka16
#1 I dare Megatron to sing the barbie theme song in front of Starscream and
Soundwave
#2 I dare Megatron to read the most embarrassing thing in his diary and yes
you have one
#3 I dare Sunstreaker to scrape off his paint...ALL of it
Bullet: Wow…
Bella: Haha sounds like some good dares!
Bullet: Megafat! Screamy! SING!
Bella: Get a singin'!
Megafat: why must you rename me every chapter?
Bullet: 'Cause I hate you! Why else?*pulls out jacked up grenade* I got Wheeljack to mess with this! SING!
Megafat and Screamy:
Hi, Barbie!
Hi, Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Chorus:
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Chorus
I'm a blond bimbo (female) girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamouring and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours", ooh wow
Chorus
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Chorus 2x
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just gettin' started
Oh, I love you Ken!
Bella: Wow… you suck.
Bullet: You sucks major monkey nuts! Diary time!
Megafat: WHAT!
Bullet: Yes, we all know you have a diary.
Bella: Yupp, last week I read it, man it was sad!
Megafat: The most embarrassing thing…*mumbles something*
Bullet:*grabs a megaphone*WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Megafat: I… kissed Starscream in his sleep…
Bella: Hahahaha I must have missed that part because I WOULD have remembered that!
Bullet and Screamy: What! *Screamy goes to wash his mouth off* You ARE desperate!
Megafat:….
Bullet: Sunstreaker! Why are you names that anyway? Do you go streaking in the sun? Anyway… here's a paint scraper…
Sunstreaker: no….NO!
Bella: OH YES!
Sunstreaker: *starts crying, still peeling his own paint off* WHYYYYY?
Bullet: LOL! He's crying! And to answer that question, you signed a contract. NEXT!
Bumblebee: This is from ultimateanime12
Naw, I dont hate Ratchet...much.
OK!
1. I dare all the Autobots to sing 'The Sailor Song'. Here's a link if you
dont know the lyrics:
.com/TOY-BOX-AKATSUKI-SAILOR-SONG-LYRICS/373614/
IF IT DOESNT SHOW, TYPE IN GOOGLE AKATSUKI SAILOR SONG LYRICS
2. I dare Sam to hang with Barricade and Megatron...NO KILLING!
*suddenly gets a feeling they will grab Sam and pull his flesh*
3. I dare all the femmes(Moonracer, Arcee, Chromia, Flareup, etc.) to kick the
mechs aft but no offlining.
~Koko
P.S. I will be evil next time if I'm not evil enough...YOU SHALL TREMBLE IN
FEAR!
Bullet: YES! MORE TORTURE FOR SAM!
Bella: Bring on the pain!
Bullet: You see, this is why Bella is my friend, she shares the love of bringing pain to unsuspecting mortals. AUTOBOTS! DON'T TRANSFORM AND START SINGING!
Autobots:
So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
'Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on Titanic
Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Sailorman, you really turn me on
Now the guys are gone, come and let us get it on
Girls like me are pritty hard to find
So if you go, I'll kick your Heine
Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Now, let's fight!
Ha, that's not a knife, this is a knife!
AI!
Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song
So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
I'm king of the world!
Wow, this was great!
Yeah, baby, you can sail my ship
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Bullet: Omg don't dip your taco in it!
Bella:… Oppss too late!
Bullet: Hurray for gutter minds! *locks Sam, Barricade and Megatron in room* Femmes! Start your aft kickin!
Femmes: FINALLY!
Mechs: AHHHHHHHHH!
Moonracer: I've been wanting to do this for vorns!
Bullet: Have fun with that…
Bella: Just be safe and have fun, that's what it's really all about!
Bullet: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN! And besides, Koko said no offlining…
Bella:*opens door to the room*
Bullet: …Is that heap of flesh Sam? Well, he's still breathing… DAMN IT!
Bella: Well technically he's still alive… so good job with not killing him!
Bullet: …. Next dare please….
Ratchet: …can I throw a wrench now?
Bullet: OK! It's more fun that way!
Ratchet: then this dare is from CaMaRoFaN14
IM BAAACK! And this time I brought reinforcements.
My OC's Sera and Syria the lambo twins charges.
My dare:
I dare you to make out with every random person you see. Yes that
includes guys and mechs.
(you better get this on tape!)
Sera's dare: hey there
Anyway this is for the bane of my excistence and sadly the guardian of my twin
Sunstreaker
I dare you to chain yourself to a metal pole(unbreakable) in your Alt mode and
let the humans and autobots have at you with paint ball guns when ever they
please.
This is for dyeing my hair black you aft!
Syria's dare: on that note
sideswipe I dare you to stab yourself repeatedly while singing im a barbie
girl in your emo corner
Me:aren't they sadistic anyway that's all I got for now so bye! Hehe :)
Bullet: I have to say this, I love your OCS!
Bella: Sam… I have two words for you… GOOD LUCK!
Bullet: …We have choosen 5 mechs to hide and videotape this for us… Bumblebee, Ratchet, Jazz, Prime, and Starscream… Now I suggest you hide! Hey Sam! Kiss away!
Sam: Really I have to, well okay.
Bella: Here comes Ironhide! Get kissin'
Sam: Eww… ok… *runs up and starts to kiss Ironhide*
Bullet: ok…. That's just disturbing… *pukes*
Ironhide:*runs after Sam with cannons powered up* GET BACK HERE BOY!
Bullet: Thankfully I had Ratchet sedate Sunstreaker and chain him to the pole beforehand…. *gets paintball gun* Have at him dudes!
Bella: Oh man! Im getting' my lawn chair and watching, this ought to be funny!
Sunstreaker:*starts to wake up*
Bullet: He's waking up…. Shit RUN!
Sunstreaker: My paint job! You will PAY! *breaks chain*
Bullet: You can't kill the authoresses! Kill anyone but Ratchet!
Bella: and DON'T you dare kill my bumblebee!
Bullet:… that's actually kind of disturbing… in a nice, mushy kind of way… next….
Sideswipe:*starts stabbing self in emo corner*
Bullet: wow… I didn't even have to ask…
Bella: Ohh my lawn chair!
Bullet: You have mental problems, but not as many as me… I think that's impossible…. Anyway… I think this is enough for one chapter…
Bella: Diddo, but it was fun writing to you peoples! Byee: Bella101996
Bullet: One last thing, Starscream is the Giant Dorito of Doom, don't you think? R&R Peoples!
Written by: Bulletproofmarshmello11 and Bella101996