"Ms. Padilla, so happy for you to join us" the professor commented as I made my way to a seat. I was in my third semester of college, break is about to start, and my professor looks like a pedophile.

"Pleasures all mine, sir" I replied with a mocking smile

I never did like Science and science never liked me same goes for my old fart of a professor who is just darling to me. He wore huge nerd glasses, a voice that proved he smokes, and suspenders that made him look like he was going fishing. I doubt he has ever got laid. He is a real douche and always seemed to succeed on making me feel like shit. Every time he asked me a question I never knew the answer because, well lets be honest, I could care less about what the hell he is talking about. Everything he is saying will simply be no more use to me then a straight guy in a gay club.

"If everyone could just turn to page 67 we can began what we started before Ms. Padilla" he explained while staring me down"granted us with her presence." What an ass.

"Mr. Conner is out to get me!" I said to my friend Melissa as we got into her car "He is always Ms. Padilla what's this? Ms. Padilla what's that? Ms. Padilla you spelled your name wrong!" I yelled while trying to mimic his voice. Melissa had a nice car. It was a black BMW that always looked like new, because we would get our asses handed to us if we did anything to it.

"Maybe he is still mad about you hiding Beasty in his classroom" she said whille laughing

Beasty is my huge beautiful dog that is lab mixed with pit bull. She has light gold brown fur that was just the right length for Phoenix, Arizona. Her eyes matched her fur but always managed to pop out, making it the first thing you looked at. When i put her in Mr. Conners Classroom she chewed through his chair and desk legs. My reaction to this was to laugh really hard untill it got to the point that i looked as if i was choking.

"It's not my fault he failed me first semester" I muttered

"So have you decided what you are going to do this vacation?"

"Yes, yes I have. I am going to solve world hunger for the hungry"

"How nice, maybe you should save that idea for someone who will actually solve it."

Melissa was extremely smart but not ugly. Her and my friend Joey were exactly , Caucasian, had brown hair that was medium length, and they had a huge asses that I could probably use as a table. Me, I am Mexican- American with layered, dark brown hair that is both curly and wavy. I do have curves, unlike Melissa and Joey who are sort of sexy skinny, and i have hazel eyes which is the weird thing about me.

"Well, I don't know then. I'll probably just stay home and relax." I said while putting my feet on the dashboard

"Why not leave Arizona this break?"

"Why I don't know anybody out of state"

"That is such a lie you have relatives everywhere! How about visiting your brother in California?"

I stopped nodding my head to the song we were listing to when she mentioned Nolan "My brother died last year." I said with a blank stare.

"WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?" she yelled while making the car stop with a jerk.

"No! I'm not serious you ass! Move the damn car!" I yelled while looking at the cars behind us."I just don't want to go to California right now. Plus he can be a real a-hole" I could hear cars honking at us from behind, some cars even making there way around.

"That wasn't funny." Melissa said while slowly making the car move.

"I have the serious case of the munchies right now. Tango ambre?" I tried to say with my horrible Spanish skills.

We finally made our way back home. I and my friends lived in a huge house my grandmother gave me before she died. It was two stories high that looked ancient but historically beautiful. There were vines covering it and the windows were designed in the old days so you could say they were unique.

"HEATHER!" Estefani yelled from the top of the spiral stairs.

"And that is my cue to hide" I muttered under my breath.

I met Estefani in my freshmen year of high school. She was in my band class and once we started talking we couldn't stop and have been friends ever since.

Estefani stomped in the living room while trying to pull Beasty in behind her. I tried to smother my laugh that I could feel rising when I saw that Beasty was winning this tough a war battle. Estefani was Mexican also, with medium brown wavy hair. She knew Spanish more than me and could outrun anyone in the house.

"Beasty!" She heard me and took off running towards me making Estefani fall." Look at my baby!" I said in baby talk.

Estefani got up and fixed her clothes as if falling changed something.

She walked towards me."Your dinosaur looking ass of a dog ate my Justin Beiber poster!" she yelled

I could here Joey laughing at the top of the stairs while making her way down.

"I'm sorry and what would you like me to do about that?" I said while holding my laughter

"I want it back." She said in a stern voice

"I'm not really into looking through dog shit but if you don't mind waiting a couple hours…."

Joey had already made her way down and was sitting on the couch until she fell on the ground, with Melissa and started laughing like a goddamn hyena.

"Bitch" Estefani said under her breath in a deadly whisper while I took off running upstairs to meet my doom as she chased after screaming.