A/N- Hello there! Okay first up the stories re-edited. 'Cause well as you mustv'e noticed. There were wayyy to many grammatical and spelling errors and stuff :P Butt I'm back babay! xD

Story : Perfect

Base : Manga, Alternate universe.

Pairing - Edxwinry D:

Disclaimer- I don't own Fma, just a few of the manga books and a few AMVs anddd fanart and.. Nevermind.

A/N - Well I suppose I was just bored and I was listening to this song called everything I'm not by The Veronicas and this weird idea just popped into my head. I know its weird but I haven't read anything like this so I decided to try it out.

Chapter-1

Edward Elric hit the snooze button on his alarm for the umpteenth time that morning. Being his usual lazy self, all he really wanted to do was forget about work and have a good sleep instead. But if the alarm didn't complete the task of waking him up there was always his lil' brother Alphonse Elric. And like every morning Al barged into Ed'd room, carrying a bucket that was filled up to the brim with freezing cold water and poured it over poor unsuspecting Ed who got up with a start.

"Rise and shine sleeping beauty!" Al chimed while Edward let out a low groan.

"Damn it Al! Lemme sleep!" he grumbled into his pillow.

"No! No more lazying around." Al stated sternly as he pulled off the covers. The argument went on for a while until Ed finally had to give up. He let out a heavy sigh as he lazily made his way to the bathroom rubbing his eyes along the way, This was going to be a long day.

Edward spent about half an hour scurrying around the two bedroom apartment completing his morning task's, then rummaging his closet looking for something decent and clean to decided on a full sleeved black shirt, jeans and his signature black combat boots but as always his hair was uncombed only 'cause he proffered it that way.

The Elric made his was to the kitchen as he sat down for breakfast which consisted of cereal without milk as because he stated it as being 'A white fluid secretd by cow, which he was by no means going to consume.' Done with his breakfast, he took his keys and made his way to his Black SUV hating the fact that he had to go to work.

As he drove down to the human resources center, Ed knew he was in for big trouble. His boss AKA Roy Mustang wasn't going to let this go that easily. After parking and getting out of his car the boy walked into the glass building, walked along the empty corridor and then barging into the room that said 'Manager' without even bothering to knock, It was after all his daily routine.

"Late again, are we Elric? Your pint sized legs couldn't keep up huh?" Roy Mustang mocked. He knew how much Ed hated being called short since his little tantrums were indication enough. Ed of course reacted in his immature way.

"I ain't a pint sized ant that you can squish you bastard!" Ed screamed.

"Sooo.. you're deaf too 'cause I didn't say that much," Roy replied with a smug expression.

"Ugh! Whatever Mustang what's my job for today?" the boy asked with an uninterested expression, that bastard really got to him.

"Well.. I think you might actually not hate this one.." Roy started. "I'm sure you've heard of Winry Rockbell?" He asked.

"The famous singer yea?" Ed asked still uninterested.

"Well.. she needs a new first assistant"

"Oh?"

"Yea..she wants it to be a guy 'cause apparently she states that girls are 'too bitchy or nosy,' and since you're pretty efficient I decided to put you up for the job." Roy finished.

"Cool!" Ed exaclaimed. Finally a job with a good pay!

"Cool? Is that all you can say?" Roy asked him, amused.

"She's a celebrity. They're all the same, good looking but conceited," Edward stated as a matter of fact.

"Alright, so you're sort of mature. Good to know Little Elric's growing up!"

Ed popped a vein. 'Little. Ugh.'

"Okay well let me give you the necessary details. First up you need to be there by 9.00 clock sharp. She liked punctual people so for once in your life please get up before 10! Furthermore you need to dress smartly.. you need to create a good impression," Ed simply nodded.

"Yea okay anymore instructions.. SIR?" Ed mocked.

"Ah fine! You can go now, take the rest of the day off!" Roy said frustratedly. Ed smirked to himself and quietly left the office, looks like things were looking up.

After getting back home, Ed reached into the fridge to get himself a bear

"What's the occasion brother? You don't generally drink," Alphonse started with a hopeful sort of expression.

"Yea well I've actually gotten a decent job this time with a good pay," Ed replied smugly.

"You did? And what is it this time?" Al asked enthusiastically.

"You know the singer? Winry Rockbell?"

"Yeahhh?"

"Well.. I'm going to be her new assistant," Ed said simply. Al's face brightened,

"Whoa! Whoa! Brother this is big!" Al screamed.

"Yeah I guess," Ed mumbled.

"C'mon brother show a little more enthusiasm! I mean.. I know after.. all that has happened.." Al started but was cut off by Ed.
"Alphonse, shes a celebrity. Conceited and selfish. That's all shes ever going to be."
Al lowered and shook his head, his brother really had to learn how to forgive and forget.

A/N -Alright so alot more adjustments! I gurantee it's readable now and there are a few minor adjustments in the plot :)
Read more to find out and remember.. Reviews are loved :D