Hey! This is a story idea I've had for a long time now, but I didn't quite know how to write it. Please don't kill me if you hate it! And yes, I am a bit of a spof/nerd/geek, and adore Doctor Who. Deal With It.

Vwoop - vwoop - vwoop...

"What was that?" Sabrina asked. It was lunchtime in the Grimm house hold and she was struggling not to barf into her bowl of camel hump soup.

"What noise, liebling?" Granny replied.

Vwoop - vwoop - vwoop...

"That one."

"It probably came from that blue Police Box that just materialized in the corner there." Puck said, just as the box began to open...

"Come along Pond, let's explo- ohhh..." a skinny dark haired man with a bow-tie emerged, followed by a pretty red haired lady in a red scarf.

"Erm... Doctor, where are we?" the girl asked.

"You're in our dining room!" Daphne replied.

"Ah, yes, but who does the dining room belong to?" the man - Doctor - retorted.

"Well, I'm Daphne Grimm, this is my sister Sabrina, that's my mom, Veronica, my dad Henry, Uncle Jake, his fiance Briar, Granny Relda, Mr Canis, and that's Puck and Red."

"Puck as in Midsummer Nights Dream, and Red as in Riding Hood? And Briar as in Rose?" the girl asked.

"Why yes. And who are you?" Briar inquired.

"Well, I'm the Doctor and this is P-"

"Amy. Amy Pond."

"Why didn't you let me finish speaking? I'm perfectly capable of-"

"Getting my name wrong, yes, I know. Which is why I no longer let you do my introductions for me."

"Well that's all well and good, but I believe you have some explaining to do, miss." Henry interjected.

"Why did you ask me and not the Doctor?" Amy inquired.

"Because even Henry can see that you're clearly the one who wears the trousers in that relationship" replied Uncle Jake.

"Oh no. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no-" - "Breathe Doctor," - "no."

"I'm Married. Rory!" she yelled back, into the Police Box. Another man poked his head round the door, who was also ginger.

"Hello Mr Pond!" Daphne chirped.

"N, I'm not MrPond, that's Amy's maiden na-"

"No, you're clearly her's, not the other way around." Sabrina replied, and hi-fived the Doctor.

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"Hello people! Ella's here! Sabri- Oh. Hello, who are you? I'm Ella, Sabrina's British frie- omgomgomgomgomg you're Amy Pond. And that man behind you is Rory. And the guy behind him is - the DOCTOR!" and with that, she fainted.