"Everyone, I am going to visit one of my sisters! I will be back tommorow, be safe, don't kill each other and bye bye!"
Nobody really had time to listen to what Lussuria said because he just left the mansion without another word.
At that moment they didn't even care about the rushed leaving, they just continued their activities normally.
Before dinner, instead of hearing the warm 'Dinner is ready, come in!' from the Sun Guardian, they heard the Rain Guardian instead.
"VOOOOOOOOOOOI, where the hell is tonight's dinner?"
"Ushishishi~, the prince has no idea," said Belphegor who also came into the kitchen with Fran.
"You, newcomer, any ideas?" Squalo asked Fran.
"No, captain" responded Fran who didn't give a damn on the current situation.
"Maybe Lussuria didn't make food for us and for boss!" said Levi.
The truth hurt. They were left alone without food and with no ideas in how they should make it.
Because there wasn't anything better to do, they started looking for a cooking book. And they found many but it was far too complicated for them to understand a simple recipe.
Then they chose to cook pasta with meat. Looks simple, doesn't it? I came to tell you it wasn't.
The plan was simple: Squalo and Levi were making the pasta and Belphegor and Fran the meat.
First, Squalo really didn't get the words 'boil a few minutes' and the amazing pasta turned into something that looked like worms swimming in water.
About the meat, Bel burned it and Fran had to use the fire extinguisher to stop the little fire.
" We will be hungry if we don't eat." Levi said.
"Nooo, I thought we were going to fly. Idiot!" responded sarcastically the little frog.
"Any other smart remarcs genius?" asked Squalo.
"Yes, I found sake! It's a very well known drink in Japan, I heard it is good."
"Sake? You want us to eat/drink sake? The Prince wants real food, not that drink!"
"Not for us genius, for boss!" said Fran.
"Let me see if it's good. We can't give it to boss if it's not good." said Levi taking the bottle from Fran's hand.
So like this they started 'tasting' the drink. Well, taste is the worst word for describing the fact that they were drunk in 20 minutes.
Then Xanxus came in the kitchen looking for food.
"Pieces of trash, what are you doing?
The sight before him was 'amazing'. All the other members of the Varia were lying on the floor with little glasses in their hands.
"Boss~... we were making dinner but, you know, it didn't really came up... the way we wanted. The good news is that we have sake!" said a very, very drunk Levi.
"Pieces of trash! That's what you all are. Trash!" Xanxus said annoyied.
"Any ideas boss? Ushishi~" asked Bel.
"Well, as I see the situation, in my honor we will... [suspense moment, don't kill me]... COMMAND PIZZA!"
Everybody started clapping... and command pizza.
That night passed peacefully [of course, they were drunk enough to be peacefull].
*In the morning, Varia HQ*
"Everyone, I am back!" said Lussuria entering the mansion, "Were are you all?"
Lussuria found them soon. Xanxus was sleeping in his chair with Levi somewhere next to him on the floor, Squalo was sleeping on the sofa and Bel with Fran were in the bed, after sex, Lussuria supposed.
"Such good children, they didn't burn the house or kill eachother!" said happilly the Sun Guardian.