Disclaimer: I don t own Gravity Falls

Chapter 1 "Bye, kids. We'll be back around 7:00." Mom told Dipper and Mabel. "When's 7:00?"Mabel asked. Mabel and Dipper were only 5 so they couldn't tell time. Well, Mabel couldn't tell time anyway. "In about 3 hours." Dad said. "Layla will be here to watch you guys." Mom continued. Mabel and Dipper groaned. Suddenly, Layla bounded through the door. "Go on your date night now, Mr. and Mrs. Pines! Your kids are safe with me!" She lied. Dipper and Mabel's mom smiled, unable to see the glint in her eye. "We'll see you later kids!" Mom said while walking out the door. Once the car went down the street, Layla walked over to the phone and started talking with her friends, unaware Mabel was about to eat buckets (literally buckets) of glitter, in the next room. "Maybe you shouldn't do that, Mabel." Dipper warned. "Pfft. Glitter must taste as good as it looks!" She emphasized. "But it could be bad for your health..." He pointed out. "You might be right..." Mabel was finally getting his point. If she ate the glitter, There wouldn't be any left for Glitter Parties! She loved them. Dipper, not so much. He always said they were "to sparkly" PFFT! How could ANYTHING be too sparkly?! "Hmm... Layla never plays with us... I wish we had a friend to play with." Mabel wished out loud. "Maybe we could make a imaginary friend!" Dipper concluded.
"He has to be funny, and have a high pitched voice!" Mabel listed. "Why do you like high pitched voices?" Dipper asked. As far as he was concerned, high pitched voices where Mabel's favorite qualities in someone. She shrugged. " I don know, It makes dem more funny!" She said. "It's funnier. Not more funny." Dipper said. He might of still been 5, but he was a lot smarter than the average 5 year old. He had the smarts of maybe a 7 year old, at his age anyway. Dipper closed his eyes, thinking about the perfect imaginary friend, Mabel did the same thing. "Ahahaha... Wait. Where am i?" A voice rang out. Dipper opened his eyes. "Who are you?" Mabel asked. He fixed his bow tie. "The name's Bill. Bill Cipher." He said. _
Yes I am aware i did a little James bond thing