Disclaimer: Jayne Cobb is, in shape and form, in no way mine. Sadly, he belongs to Joss Whedon.
Summary: Hmm…remember throughout War Stories when Jayne said 'I'll be in my bunk'? Why did he say that exactly?
A/N: My first 100 word drabble. Never have done them before, so go easy on me.
Jayne stared at Inara's client. Her dress flowed elegantly behind her as she swept up the stairs. His eyes sparkled. He bit at his apple. He turned from the sight, saying, "I'll be in my bunk."
Vera lay on floor. He hadn't meant to keep it there; another object took Vera's place. He unveiled his weapon wall, carefully picking up the rain stick. Jayne then picked up Vera.
"Vera, meet Jayne Cobb, your merciless hero," he announced, jiggling the rain stick on 'Jayne'.
He faked a high pitch voice for Vera. "Oh, Jayne Cobb! Take me, sir, take me hard!"
A/N: And anyone remember the rain stick Jayne got in Our Mrs. Reynolds? I like that rain stick! Also, remember to review!