CCHAPTA 1: AMAMA'S START
Hi my mame is amama and thos os my story!
hq sent me to dis place called PIKAPOM (GET IT? PIKA?) to work with KERORO PLOTON! they wernt gonna do their alien ting on pikapom because TEH ARE BUTTHOLES
but i cant wate to see my lover dorororororo!11133! i lick being around him. i stoped and saw a place. ITS PIKPOM! my ship landed on the feces of pikapom in place kalled JEPEN. i got out of train ana saw THE LETORO PLATON
"Helo amama im ceroro" keroro grided
"8jm tanmama" tamama happied
"ju kullu ku i'm kululu can i snoff yur?" kululu startef at me bums buy i roundhouse chuck norris kiked his no no spot.
"i girlro" giroro angeried
"AMAMA IM HAPPY FO SEE YOU!" dororo scream and hugged me. i hugged back. we're together now!
suddenly he toch my tail and things got hot and swety. as soon as we ere done doing the do we went to the hinjatas housmlld.
when we got dere i can see dat gurl nasumoi. shr eas prety but not as hot an pretty as me.
"OMG CEROFO YOU PEED ALL OVER MYA MUSTUMI FOTOS" she angerioed
"ok" keororo said
sudeenly i glowed brite pinik and BAM nasumi fdied.
"IM FREE" keforo happied
"omg dat awas hawt" dorIO complientgd
"ok" i blused
sudenly kuluuuulu vangered aned felw in da aIR like a GERK
"I F I CNT AHVE AMAMA DEN NO1 CAN LOL" he aangered
SUDDENLY I FEW TOO AN TREW FECES OF DA ERTH AT DUM OLD KUL;LLYU
"NOOOOOOO YUYR POWARS ARE TOO STRUNG" tamama echod
den mkululu ded.
den somehgn hapepend. I lookd scarred wen i saw dororo exploded. i cried as tfrerz rolld don my feces.
"bvut i am pregnant wit his love shchild" I lolled
den everonye lolled. sudden i O-MOUTHED. DOROO CAME BAK.
"my luv" he ninjad.
dings got hawt
later on that dummy agol mos waz smooching with lkerodo an tmamaa was angerecd/..
"WAI CANT KEROFROM LOVE MEEEEE?!" ta,a,a screemed ygo sky.
"i got an idea' a boi sasses from behind it wax...
MOMOOCA
"mOMOOCA GALP ME I NCANT GET KEWRORO TO LUV ME" tamama sreem
"shhh my chi;ld i kmust koiss pawl" momopoKA yaoid.
"ok" ta/mA lolled
WAT DO YOU THINK OF MY FIRST CHAPTER? WILL TAMMA GET KEROFTROO TO LUV HIM? WHEN IWILL DA BABY ABE DOO? FIN OUT NECKS TIME ON AMAMA'S ADVENUURES