Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater. If I did, Kid would have 4 spirits and Soul would be flirty.

Hello and welcome to the first annual Truth or Dare Dodge! I, Rain storm, will be your host.
Soul- I'm way to cool for this.
Rain- *Rolls eyes* Sure. Whatever.
Maka- So... what are we doing?
Rain- For the first round you will play against each other. The rest of the rounds will consist of Truths or Dares from our readers. If you do not wish to do the dare or truth, I get to give you a worse dare or truth.
Maka- Simple enough.
Soul- This is sooooo boring.
Rain- Oh really? Then you are the first.
Blackstar- I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BLACKSTAR, HAVE TO GO FIRST. I AM A GOD!
Rain- *Hits in the head with a frying pan* Any questions?
Kid- Just one. Are you going to torture us?
Rain- Maybe...
Kid- Oh ok...
Rain- Anymore questions?
Tsubaki- Are you going to hurt Blackstar anymore?
Rain- Only if he gets on my nerves. Anymore?
Crona- I-I don't l-like this...
Rain- Stop shuddering Crona. I won't hurt you, I promise. I can't say the same for my readers though...
Crona- *whimpers*
Ragnarok- Suck it up you big baby! *Starts hitting Crona*
Rain- *Hits in the head with frying pan* No hurting each other. Crona are you ok?
Crona- Y-yeah...
Rain- Soul, Truth or Dare?
Soul- Dare.
Rain- I dare you to kiss Blackstar's-
Soul- FUCK NO!
Rain- You didn't let me finish. Blackstars armpit.
Soul- Blackstar?
Blackstar- Yes peasant?
Soul- Ugh... When was the last time you showered?
Blackstar- Uhhh... I think... Tuesday?
Soul- IT'S FRIDAY! *kisses armpit* GROSS!
Rain- Thats what you get for saying it was boring.

R&R! This is my first story so tell me what you think! I don't mind a little critisism as long as its not extremely harsh.