A/N: To the few who read this, this was going to a super long drawn out M worthy story, but I couldn't find the inspiration for writing droid sex so I made it into practically a drabble.
Go wild loves.
"Hudzen 10. Stop." Lister held out a hand between the two of them.
"Kryten must be shut off." He growled. He was a threatening specimen, too human like and Lister didn't like it. He'd already taken out Rimmer and the Cat had long since scarpered. Kryten was frozen and the gun was cocked. Shots were fired and they all ducked and hid.
"Make him stop!" Cat screamed. Then another figure stumbled through the door.
The faulty Marilyn Monroe droid flailed into the room and Hudzen stopped his mindless gibbering to stare at the new android.
"Pretty." Hudzen stared as Marilyn stopped moving before taking a shaky step towards the sleek robot. Mouth parts mashed together before the replacement glared back at the four.
"We won't tell if you don't." Lister jumped in before Kryten could open his mouth. He watched them narrowly for a moment and made his decision. He had gone a little strange in his time chasing Kryten, forced to watch episodes of human shows to while away the centuries, he'd fatally mixed humanity with robotics and was a precarious life form with a human mental instability.
Hudzen was dragged away by his new droid back to the pod he had arrived in, without even staring back at the four huddled by the door. He allowed the female droid to whir her pleasure as they left Red Dwarf into the black unknown.