disclamer: Voldemort, dumbledore and all other potter creations are not mine, again, JK Rowling deserves more applause than humble little I. "I believe I can fly" is not mine either, credit goes to...um...RJKelly did write it, didn't he?
authors note: Inspiration came from a dear friend about a week ago, and we went around singing the chorus insanely. So I decided to finish it with the verses...enjoy, and sing in your best Voldie voice
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I believe I am sly-parody to R.J.Kelly's I believe I can fly
At first I thought my plans could not go wrong,
And killing muggles would last all life long,
I tried to kill a kid, myspell backfired,
my followers even thought I'd retired,
if I can see it,
I can posses it,
Aren't I scary?,
Come on confess it,
'Cause I believe I am sly,
And my basilisk can petrify,
Think about it every night and day,
Destroy Potter in that way,
Being bad's not a chore,
Till I'm running into Dumbledore,
I believe I am sly,
I'm a bad sort of guy,
I believe I am sly....
I got my hands on some poor little girl,
My evil deeds just waiting to unfurl,
The whole world would bow down to the Dark Lord,
But then he pulled from a hat Godric's Sword,
if I can see it,
I can posses it,
Aren't I scary?,
Come on confess it,
'Cause I believe I am sly,
And my basilisk can petrify,
Think about it every night and day,
Destroy Potter in that way,
Next time I'll win you'll see,
Won't put my spirit in a diary,
I believe I am sly,
I'm a bad sort of guy,
I believe I am sly....
In Albanian woods I'm boared to tears,
I've waited out here for 13 whole years,
I find they all still sudder at my name,
And even my death eaters do the same,
if I can see it,
I can posses it,
Aren't I scary?,
Come on confess it,
'Cause I believe I am sly,
And my basilisk can petrify,
Think about it every night and day,
Destroy Potter in that way,
I am Slytherin's heir,
And I tell wormtail to 'kill the spare',
I believe I am sly,
I'm a bad sort of guy,
I believe I am sly....
(repeat...repeat....repeat....and end with a high-pitched maniacal cackle)
authors note: Inspiration came from a dear friend about a week ago, and we went around singing the chorus insanely. So I decided to finish it with the verses...enjoy, and sing in your best Voldie voice
*****************************
I believe I am sly-parody to R.J.Kelly's I believe I can fly
At first I thought my plans could not go wrong,
And killing muggles would last all life long,
I tried to kill a kid, myspell backfired,
my followers even thought I'd retired,
if I can see it,
I can posses it,
Aren't I scary?,
Come on confess it,
'Cause I believe I am sly,
And my basilisk can petrify,
Think about it every night and day,
Destroy Potter in that way,
Being bad's not a chore,
Till I'm running into Dumbledore,
I believe I am sly,
I'm a bad sort of guy,
I believe I am sly....
I got my hands on some poor little girl,
My evil deeds just waiting to unfurl,
The whole world would bow down to the Dark Lord,
But then he pulled from a hat Godric's Sword,
if I can see it,
I can posses it,
Aren't I scary?,
Come on confess it,
'Cause I believe I am sly,
And my basilisk can petrify,
Think about it every night and day,
Destroy Potter in that way,
Next time I'll win you'll see,
Won't put my spirit in a diary,
I believe I am sly,
I'm a bad sort of guy,
I believe I am sly....
In Albanian woods I'm boared to tears,
I've waited out here for 13 whole years,
I find they all still sudder at my name,
And even my death eaters do the same,
if I can see it,
I can posses it,
Aren't I scary?,
Come on confess it,
'Cause I believe I am sly,
And my basilisk can petrify,
Think about it every night and day,
Destroy Potter in that way,
I am Slytherin's heir,
And I tell wormtail to 'kill the spare',
I believe I am sly,
I'm a bad sort of guy,
I believe I am sly....
(repeat...repeat....repeat....and end with a high-pitched maniacal cackle)