Sorry to all you Twi-hards out there that might be offended but the darn plot bunny just wouldn't leave me alone. Oh and sorry if this sucks; I wrote it in like half an hour in the car. So on with the show and bring on the flames!
P.S. boys and younger reader may not (probably wont) get the reference.
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Bella Swan woke up one morning with the most terrible ach in her stomach. She ran to the bathroom and was annoyed but not terribly surprised to find the curse had come overnight. She sighed, cleaned up, got dressed and went downstairs to wait for her daily ride from Edward.
The Volvo swung around onto the driveway at the speed that always made her nervous. The car was barely parked when Edward was at her side. "Hello Bella, love," was all Edward got out before he froze.
An overpowering whiff of blood reached his nose and before he could stop himself his vampire instincts took over. Edward grabbed Bella by the shoulders and proceeded to suck her dry. Minutes later Bella lay crumpled, shriveled and dead at Edward feet. Oops. We must all now feel sorry for Bella cause when your dating a vampire the curse is so much worse.