Klaus's Fintastical Adventure AKA: Everybody Hates Klaus
WARNANG! (Warning)
Hallo, Ich Klaus (Hello, I'm Klaus!) Sorry, I'll stop speaking German. Now, this is Boolia's first American Dad story, and I'm sorry to say, there's going to be some changes.
There's going to be some changes because, well let's face it, this show is not for little kids. Hey, it's rated TV14 for a reason!
What I'm trying to say is, because there might be kids younger then 14 reading this (which might be very limited, but IF they're reading this, or if you're reading to them; we wouldn't want to take any chances), and in order to meet her comfort needs, our show in general is just too inappropriate for younger readers.
I'm sorry to say but, there will be no sick humor, no adult jokes, no adult situations, and no swear words.
Roger: Boooooooo!
Now if you're disappointed, I'm sorry, but that's how it has to be. Well, hey! She's the author, not me! What I learned here is, this is a free country, is it not? So if you're upset, lay off okay? She's just one person; she can't please everybody, okay? If you want to see our show to what it really is, well you won't find it in her stories. Go, and watch it on Fox or something. Geez; she's not Seth McFarlane!
But there will still be humor (Thank goodness, huh? We're not taking that away.), and we'll still say what we're expected too. Just the many reasons why our show is rated TV14 is the only thing that's going to change to make it more kid-friendly, and more appropriate.
Anyways, since our show is rated TV14, we had to sign a contract. All of us, Steve, Roger, Stan, Francine, (well you got the idea, everybody, the whole American Dad cast!)
Hm? You say 'Klaus, you're just a fish! There's no dang way you can hold a pencil without struggling; there's just no way'!
Well, that's where you're wrong readers! I did sign the contract without any troubles, so ha!
Fine, I didn't write with these cursed fins of mine. I was very fortunate, that Francine wrote my name down for me. Yeah, I tried, but whenever I picked up da pencil, it kept jumping around, like it was a very slippery soup, and poking me straight dab, (pointy end towards me) in the eye!
I cried out in agony (I said 'Dang it!'). Roger thought it was funny. I glared at him, told him it wasn't funny, and Stan slapped and scolded him.
Roger: Ha, ha! It was too funny Klaus! The pencil surely got you!
Me: Shut up Roger! It wasn't funny, and you know it! (Roger stops laughing)
I kept crying in absolute pain until Francine offered to write for me. I looked at her, and immediately agreed.
I then promised by raising my right fin, that I will not use strong language, no sick humor, and meet the comforts of the author.
And there you have it readers; her first real American Dad story! I hope you enjoy….cause this story is all about me! That's the beauty of it. Since I often times don't have any major roles in the show, I have bigger parts (and oftentimes the star) in her stories! I like to be the center of attention every once and a while, and since Seth won't let me have bigger roles often enough, how could I say no?
Well, I think I said all I needed to say, so I'll just shut up now and let you read. GenieBen (enjoy!)