How to annoy Sephiroth!
As much as we love Sephy and his evilness, it's quite easy to ruin his life (further). Here's how to do so:
Say ur mom
Ask him what he's overcompensating for with his sword
If he says no, kick to verify the information
If he says yes, kick him anyway
Tell him his dad's really Hojo. This is guaranteed to make him eleventy-seven percent more evil
If he hasn't killed himself or you from my last suggestion, say ur mom once again
Make yo momma jokes
Sing one winged angel until he hates his own theme song
Ask if you can keep it as your theme song afterwards
Make a joke about his "long sword" and how he "penetrated" Aeris with it
Ask if he enjoyed it
Tell him jenova's a mutated smurf
Speak like a smurf to him
Or, since jenovas an alien, make avatar references
When the meteor comes, ask him to make sure it that big thing hits you hard
Draw things on that tube jenova's in
Tell him Lucrecia's his mom and that she's in love with Vincent who could possibly become his stepad
Ask him if vincent was in cloud's party during his bossfight
If yes, ask him if what vincent did was child abuse
If no, tell him no matter what Hojo will always be his daddykins
Call him a momma's boy
RELEASE THE FANGIRLS!
Celebrate because if you did all these things that means you're still alive… for now…