All right, so I wanted to make a Naruto/Percy Jackson fic that showed the characters in their younger, more humorous times. Not really a set timeline, since I'm terrible at them.

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Naruto.

"It was a dark and rainy night when it all started."

"You're exaggerating again, Sakura."

"Naruto! Stay out of my story! And no, I am not exaggerating!"

"Yeah you are! It wasn't rainy!"

"Fine, it was a dark and windy night."

"…It was midafternoon…"

"…Kakashi-Sensei, is there anyway to shut him up?"

"Good luck, just get on with the story."

"This is such a drag…"

"…"

"Fine. It was a sunny day when everything in our world turned to utter mayhem."

Short, but it's only the prologue! So please R&R!