Francis doesn't know
That Artie and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
He tells him he's in church
But he doesn't go
Still he's on his knees, and…
Francis doesn't know! Oh,
Francis doesn't know, oh
So don't tell Francis!
Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
SO DON'T TELL FRANCIS!
Arthur says he's out shopping
But he's under me and I'm not stopping
Cause Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
So don't tell Francis!
Francis doesn't knoooooow!
DON'T TELL FRANCIS!
I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Arthur's got him on the phone
And he's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call
And he knows nothing.
NOTHING!
Cause Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
Francis doesn't know!
So don't tell Francis!
Francis doesn't knoooooow!
SO DON'T TELL FRANCIS!
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Francis doesn't know,
Francis doesn't know,
Francis doesn't knooooow…
The parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow
Laughing so hard 'cause…
Francis doesn't know
Francis doesn't know
I did him on his birthday
Francis doesn't know,
Francis doesn't know,
Francis doesn't know,
Francis doesn't know,
Don't tell Francis.
Francis doesn't knoooooow...
Francis will know,
Francis has to know,
Francis's gotta know,
Gonna tell Francis,
Gonna tell him myself.
Francis has to know,
Francis has to know,
Francis has to,
Francis has to,
Francis has to go!
Francis doesn't know,
(Don't tell Francis)
Francis doesn't know,
(Don't tell Francis)
Francis doesn't know...
Francis's gotta go!