one day phil got bored, so he decided to go to another world. he closed his eyes and when he opened them he was in ponyville. phil had turned into a pony and decided to go on an adventure with-

Alright, who wrote this? The plot would become awful and the grammar errors are off the charts.

You did.

Oh yeah, I did. Well this is boring, nobody's going to want to read this, it would be a waste of time.

Then what do you suggest?

I'm going to rack my brain for a new idea.

Good luck with that.

I got it! Let's get to the story, the real and better story!

The streets buzzed with life. Many ponies were walking through the streets of Canterlot, but some were getting lured over to a particular street corner. This street corner just so happened to be the one that I was working at.

Hello, my name is Connor, but you can call me Con for short. Most ponies do, well, it's that or thief. I have brown fur and a light grey mane. My mane is short, but the bangs do reach my eyes. My cutie mark is a top hat with a magic wand. I'm an earth pony, so a magic cutie mark was a little strange. However, this isn't the same kind of magic that others are used to in this community.

My act is to basically lure other ponies over at the thought of watching somepony perform magic without having a horn. This trick was used so that I could pinch whatever money a pony had in their saddlebags. This worked a lot more than you might think.

On this particular day, I had spotted a pony that looked very wealthy and decided to go all out. This wasn't one of my better decisions. I went through the normal act; performing card tricks and making things disappear. These items were normally items of value, and the ponies that I took them from never noticed that I didn't cause them to reappear because I would go straight into a new trick.

Then today some random rich pony strolls to the corner, and begins to watch me, unimpressed. Then he just volunteers to join me out of nowhere. I decided to do a simple card trick and take some coins from him while he wasn't looking. That was when my luck decided to kick me in the face.

As soon as I had grabbed the coins, a guard appeared out of nowhere and grabbed me.

"You're under arrest for theft!" The guard called out when he had grabbed me. Before I could even reply, I was teleported into a jail cell. It was there that they took all of my possessions, stolen or not.

Then they threw me against the wall and left. I smiled and pulled a lockpick out of my tail. "This is a lot easier than they made it seem." I muttered to myself. I quickly picked the lock to the cell, but left it closed, waiting for just the right moment.

It took quite a long time, but eventually my moment showed up. The moon had risen and the guards were just changing their shifts. I made the bed to look as though I was still there and quickly left. Making sure to close the cell door behind me, I snuck through the prison.

I found a chest that contained all of my stuff. I picked the lock to the chest and grabbed everything. Once that was dealt with, I began to leave the jail, at least, until I found the armory.

Inside I found a suit of armor that the guards wore. I grabbed it and put it on, hoping that it would work as a good disguise. I was able to sneak out with the other guards that were switching posts and easily slipped away after that. I decided to keep the armor on so I could avoid any more trouble.

I had a hideout on the outskirts of Canterlot, so I went there. I stashed the armor there and then settled into the tent that I had set up.

A/N: A new story with a new character. How does that sound? Anyway, for right now, we will see quite a bit of Connor. Don't worry, Tie Dye and Tina will be back. Not in this story, but they'll be back.