Invader Zim is NOT mine but the genius Jhonen Vasquez. I lurve you.

"Dib went on mysterious mysteries to prove Zim was an alien, but failed. Now Tak returns and she gonna ruin Zim's mission this time on….. TV!" /\

／l、_ （ﾟ､ ｡ ７I lurve this kitty! Bow to the Almighty Alma!

"This is Mysterious Mysteries Special episode… 'Zim's an alien part 2 Tak: Edition'! This weird girl named Tak with short purple hair has claimed Zim is an alien. As well as the Crazy Big-headed boy Did-er um-Dib. Well Zim is an unfortunate ugly green boy with a skin condition. Who in the past avoided this mountain. But with two people accusing him how will he pass it.? Find out on Mysterious Mysteries…"

Mysterious Mysteries theme plays.

"Tak are your brain meats dumbing up?! Why are you trying to expose the Irken race?!" Tak glances at him, "You fool what could they do to Irken Armada, besides this exposes you and you only unless you give us up. Then you'll be known as a traitor to the Irken army." "Curse you Tak." Zim hissed her name.

"Here is Tak." The theme music played as she walked out. She sat on a stool that came out the ground.

"Well Tik." "Tak." "What?" "My name's Tak." "I said that." "No you said Tik as in a insect." She said calmly.

He stared at her.

"Well Tok you have made a claim Zit was a alien." "It's Zim and yes. He has shown me his antenna and has a robot named Gir." She stated.

"Well do you have proof?"

"No."

"Well um tell us how you've encountered this 'alien'."

"Zim had let me in his home, then he locked the door…"

A crudely made costume of Tak came on screen along with one of Zim. "..he had taken me to his room to show me his 'toys'. Then he took one this box. It was a laser you know one that would thought to be a pointer. He pointed it at me." The fake Tak looked at the 'laser' or what it really was an empty toilet roll having the word laser written on it.

"It gassed me." The fake Zim had put Poop air freshener in the "laser" and sprayed Tak. The fake Tak screamed, "Oh my fucking god that burns. You jackass!"

"What is she doing?" Tak asked confused, the screen changed to the real Tak. "It didn't burn I passed out."

Screen goes back to fake Tak, "You know what! I'm done, I quit! Screw this, I'd rather work at Crazy Taco."

Gir yells, "Yay, bring me back 6 taquitos, 9 buritos, and 12 tacos, and extra pigmonkeyclown head in each!"

The girl stomped away. "Wait I'm not finished yet!" Gir ran after her. Triping over a big plug. Wearing his little brother costume. Then he noticed the camera. He looked into it.

"Hi! I like you." Gir said.

He grabbed the camera screaming like crazy. "Gir! Return the camera now. We want to remain normal on national TV don't we." The camera showed Zim's waist and legs/ feet his hands on his waist.

Gir stared at him for a few minutes, then he opened his mouth, but closed it. Then for another few miutes doing the same thing. Another and another and another untill it was 3 hours later. Zim fell asleep standing. Tak hit him then he woke up. "Ow!" She pointed at Gir. Gir was still staring. "Huh…oh yeah. Gir!" "Yes master." "Well are you?" "Am I what?" "Gonna give me the stupied camera." He grit his teeth. Zim was trying so hard not to strangle the crudely dressed robot.

"No." Gir said, "The camera loves me master, don't take my lurve away!" "Give me the stupid camera Gir!" Zim pounced at him. But Gir jumped up screaming landing on Zim.

"Ow!" Zim grunted.

Gir started running, screaming like he was psycho. "Come back here! Now Gir!" Zim said getting up running after him. "Moron…" Tak said. "Well back when Zam catches his little sister Girl." "Come back here!" Gir ran past screaming. Zim hit the camera, screen goes static…