a long tim ago, derk nd janey wer fightin trolls. dey were sooooooo cyoot, u juss wanted 2 give em a hug

but den, dirk looked ovr janey nd sayd, "i luv u, gurl"

janey was liek, "butt arnt u gai, doe?"

dirk sayed back, "nt wen im lookin at dat ass"

nd dey rubbed butts

the end