"spocko where u at" jimbob shouted. "where's the diNGLE DANGLE?"
"jim u r hella illogical, please stop so we can frickle frackle." spocko said, standing nakey in the middle of the hall. jim started to get very excited (so did his penis) but then doctor mccoy scootered through the hall yelling,
"JIM CRIES DURING SEX"
jim cried.
"captain, cryin is very illogical stop please." spocko said, his penis was no longer excited.
neither was jim's.
jim was sad.
sad jim = sad dingle dangle
sad dingle dangle = no sex
spocko neede d to fix that, so he picked up jimbo and brought him into spock's quarters. he threw the keptin onto the bed and carefully removed his clothing by ripping it to shreds.
"jimble do not listen to doctor poop head it is a vulcan tradition to bang ur mate so har d that they cry this is normal and such fact. it would be bad if u didnt cry so yeah"
so they had the sex and jjim cried and then after they did the do spocko stompee d on mccoy's toe so he cried too so jim wouldnt feel alone.
then they reported to the bridge for duty and did it in the captains chair and jim didn't even cry and everyone got to appreciate some a+++ senior officer booty and all was well except for mccoy cause he had boo boo toes so he couldn't ride his scootery scoot
so he wa s hella grumpy but then he played with some cute ass tribbles and yes happy ending except for whoever had to clean the captain;s chair?
ps spocko and jimo frickle frackled again the end