Ok, I know I should just write one story at a time and like, actually finish one, but I get all these great ideas(aka retard ideas) and I just have to write them. I think this might be might stupidest one yet. I got this idea because when me and my friend were finished we made fake convos on word, lol.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tortall, AIM, or the purple telly-tubby.

Setting: Tortall, after Lady Knight, somehow Kel Alanna and Co. have computers and AIM. Don't ask.

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DaNdElIoN972: watcha doin?

Warriorprincess111: googleing ways 2 kill green eyed knights

DaNdElIoN972: that's not very nice :p

Warriorprincess111: y has yuki not killed u yet?

DaNdElIoN972: cause im special

Warriorprincess111: don't make me hit u w/ a bread stick again!

DaNdElIoN972: u suck

DaNdElIoN972: so… seen dom lately?

Warriorprincess111: ….no

DaNdElIoN972: MWAHAHAHAHA.. I mean puts on high girly voice oh domitan! What sapherical eyes u have!

Warriorprincess111: 1. sapherical isn't a word 2. I. DON"T. LIKE. DOM.

DaNdElIoN972: sure, Kelly-pie, sure

Warriorprincess111did u just call me Kelly-pie?

DaNdElIoN972: um… g2g!

Warriorprincess111: NEALAN U GET BACK HERE!

DaNdElIoN972 has signed off

Warriorprincess111 has signed off

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Well, do you like it? I'm only going to update my other stories when I'm not depressed, which I ttly am now. I cried when Brazil lost and all of my bestest buddies are out of town, so I need lots of nice reviews to make me happy again. Yay!

-king's-own-knight