Okay… there's abit of swearing in this fic, you've been warned. I was bored so I came up with a bizarre plot involving a random PokeSpecial fic. The OC's Zoey and Fin do not belong to me, and belong to their owners; LilyFragrance and Specialshipping19.

The characters Willow and Rylte, however are mine, feel free to use them so long as you give me some credit.

Of Communication… and Broken English

Professor Oak decided that the Pokedex holders needed a simple form of communication. One day, the idea for a template fell from the sky literally… in the form of two demented girls: Zoey and Fin.

The two girls having dropped in from another dimension immediately set about forcing the Dexholders into their favoured shipping arrangements… oddly being successful, albeit with extreme force.

Despite the disruption caused by the manic duo, Professor Oak found a way to benefit from it. The Professor used the messaging system from the two girls Nintendo DS's to create a new system for the Pokedex… and taking all the credit.

"Wait, wait, wait…" A boy with messy dark brown hair gawked. "Are you telling me that two girls from the sky and got Yellow and Red to hook up?"

The old Professor nodded as he took the boy's Pokedex and uploaded the new messaging software. "And Blue and Green too."

"Impossible, nobody could get them to stay in the same room as each other!" The boy shook his head in denial. "It's absurd!"

The Professor decided to leave out the detail that the two girls and their secret weapon, "The Bieber branch" had pummelled the two male Dexholders into admitting their undying love for their crushes. That, he decided would probably push Willow over the edge.

"So how did they do it?" The teenager asked with genuine curiosity. "Blackmail? Death threats? The Puppy dog eyes?"

"Intimidation." The Professor stated without looking up.

The boy broke into laughter. "S-so y-your telling me t-that two twelve year olds, 'intimidated' Red and Green into confessing their undying love for their sweethearts?" He cackled.

"When did the asshole get back?" Green seethed to his grandfather as he entered through the main doors, doing his best to ignore Willow's massive grin that followed him around the lab.

"So Green…" Willow grinned as he closed in on the flushing Dexholder. "What's all this talk about you 'hooking up' with Blue?"

"We like each other, we're dating, end of story." He snapped.

Willow not satisfied yet decided to prod Green over the edge.

"Did ya thumb her?"

The testing of the new system…

Urchin has signed in

Urchin: Sup guys!

TheFighter: Hey dude!

Urchin: So… I've been hearing some pretty weird shit has been going on… care to elaborate?

TheFighter: No.

Urchin: Yellow?

PikaLuv: …no comment?

Urchin: -_- do I have to do some digging myself?

RainyDays: WILLOW! !

Urchin: Blue! Hi =D

RainyDays: DON'T YOU 'HI' ME!

TheFighter: Someone's in trouble…

Rylte has signed in

Rylte: NAPKINZ!

Urchin: Rylte?

Rylte: Indeed, the one known as Urchin has said.

RainyDays: DON'T TRY AND CHANGE THE TOPIC BY BRINGING YOUR RIOLU INTO THIS!

Urchin: But he's cuddy…

RainyDays: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!

Urchin: I thought we were past the slut comment…

RainyDays: I WAS UNTIL YOU REMINDED ABOUT IT! !

Urchin: Oh… well, crap.

TheFighter: So Yellow, you wanna go somewhere tonite?

PikaLuv: Sure! 3

Urchin: Eww, the love it burns!

Rylte: I waz gonniz sayz tat!

RainyDays: WILLOW! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 'THUMBING' COMMENT!

Urchin: Crap, you actually did that? Sorry.

RainyDays: NO WE DIDN'T !

Urchin: Then why are you so mad?

Rylte: It must be her time of the month.

Urchin: Probably.

RainyDays: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? !

Rylte: Honey, I think you have the caps lock on… please fix that.

RainyDays: I'll fix you!

Rylte: Better.

Rylte: Wait, what! ?

RainyDays: You heard me!

Rylte: Noes! Not Mr Tinker! I'm gonna get him stored away someplace where you can't find him! I WANT TO MAKE BABIES!

TheFighter: Say what? ! o_O

Rylte has signed out

Urchin: Blue! Look what you did! I'm probably going to have to clean the mess!

RainyDays: … I hope you die in some terrible accident.

PikaLuv: That's weird I had a dream last night that I did, so Red and Blue got together to get over my death and got intimate, and Green, who was dating Blue at the time found out and tried to kill Red. So he stormed into the Bedroom with a machete screaming 'I'm gonna paint your walls Red!' and Red was like 'Thanks! The walls were looking a bit drab.

TheFighter: Wut.

Urchin: Whatever she's been taking… I want some.

RainyDays: Yellow, no more coffee for you sweetie.

Urchin: I hate coffee.

RainyDays: Me too.

Spartan: You asked for some 5 mins ago!

RainyDays: That's cuz you were being a dick and I needed rid of you

Urchin: Wait… how long has Green been here?

Spartan: The entire time.

Urchin: Ah… did you read Yellow's dream?

Spartan: Yes.

Urchin: Any potentially hilarious reactions? Or did you just raise your eyebrow?

Spartan: Raised my eyebrow.

Urchin: WILL ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON? !

Spartan: No.

TheFighter: Don't swear when Yellow's on the chat!

PikaLuv: Why?

RainyDays: Cuz you're too innocent to listen to Low's dreadful language.

Urchin: Yeah, I love bastardising the English language…

TheFighter: Does that count as a swear?

Spartan: Surprisingly he used that in the right context for a change.

Urchin: I'm not an idiot like Red.

TheFighter: I'm not stupid! Tell me one time I've done something stupid.

Urchin: Just one?

Spartan: Just one?

TheFighter: -_- I feel the love guys, I feel the love…

PikaLuv: I love you Red.

Urchin: Get a room!

TheFighter: We will.

Urchin: o_O Okay… sorry I just got a really bad image in my head right now…

RainyDays: I did too…

Spartan: Feeling horny?

RainyDays: Don't sink to Gold's level Green!

Spartan: Alright. XD

Urchin: OMG Green, did you just 'XD'?

Spartan: … don't say OMG it makes you sound like a gossiping schoolgirl.

Urchin: I wouldn't be if you'd JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND THOSE 2 GIRLS!

Spartan: They weren't girls… they were demons swinging their hellish weapon of doom…

Urchin: How poetic…

Spartan: It was sarcasm.

Urchin: I think I figured that out, thanks.

RainyDays: Zoey and Fin weren't so bad. I quite liked them.

Urchin: Zoey and Fin?

RainyDays: I've said enough.

RainyDays has signed out

Urchin: Red, want to add anything?

Urchin: Red?

Spartan: I'm going too.

Spartan has signed out

Urchin: Yellow are you there?

Urchin:… I seriously hope you aren't doing what I think your doing…

PikaLuv has signed out

TheFighter has signed out

Urchin: Oh crap you are…

Rylte has signed in

Rylte: Hahaha I have hidden Mr Tinkle in a place were Blue shall never find it!

Urchin: …What is wrong with you?

Please note that this fic is entirely for the lulz and not related to any of my other stories.

P.S Thanks SS19 and LilyFragrance for letting me use Zoey and Fin for this ridiculous and truly insane story.