Hello this is a story of Avatar. Since most people are going to chech this to find out their insanity, I figure lets enjoy it while it lasts. Just as a little warning most people are going to think I copied off of people. Well you dont understand. I wrote in reviews all my ideas down which were all rejected or used without the credit. So now that I corrected them and wrote more you will all see how obsessed with Avatar I'am.

Also just as a disclaimer I don't own Avatar and probably never will.Good Day

You're Clinically Insane with Avatar When

You refer as the lochness monster as the unagi

You ponder the names of the characters and know them by heart

You've challenged a person to agai kai

You have every song in each episode on your ipod or computer

Your parents have forbidden you from ever mentioning Avatar again because they're so bored of you ranting about it all the time

You would have a funeral and wear black for the rest of your life if they ever cancelled Avatar.

You laugh at gravity.

You hate people who think Naruto is better.

You made quizzes and posted them on different sites

You search every fan site for clues as to when Season Three will premiere.

You write about Avatar in English or in any class

You are a fan girl even if you're a boy

You spend some time each day trying to find Mike and Bryan's phone number, email address, etc.

You now believe that unity and friendship will help pull you and your friends through anything

You spend lots of time staring at animation and screenshots to try and find bloopers

You will make your own Avatar site and update it everyday or week.

You know all the episodes in order.

You make a lame excuse to your friends who don't like Avatar just so you can watch it if they come over to your house.

You go up to the North Pole and search for the Northern Water Tribe.

You practice Tai Chi, Hung Gar, Northern Shaolin and Bagua in your kitchen or somewhere else.

Whenever you came across a burned forest, you have an acorn so that Heibai won't kidnap anyone.

You almost or did cry when Zuko cut off his ponytail!

Suddenly hanging out with your elderly uncle drinking tea is cool.

You watch every single episode carefully and see if it has hints on who is going to get together and what ship will win. Kataang, Zutara, etc.

You do anything that has to do with Avatar during your spare time when it's not in TV.

You know every single little detail in every episode, who's in it, what's happening, the title, etc.

You can talk about the show for hours even if nobody's listening

You are really pissed when a new episode isn't on.

You can actually spell Bryan's last name perfectly

Disney Channel has no viewers when Avatar is on

You have an account at and your archive contains at least 10 Avatar stories

LJ/Myspace/Facebook/Xanga has become your new haven; especially the communities

You've tried to mediate to get into the spirit world.

When you look up into the sky you tell your friends you see Appa in the clouds

You drew the map of the Earth as the map of the four nations

You often call your brother Sokka

Every time you see a fire juggler you scream go back to the fire nation

You've changed your clothes those of your favorite nation by making them that color.

You feel bad when people spell the characters names wrong in fanfics

Your mind and gallery is filled with Avatar

You care about cabbage

You've tried to get into the Avatar state

You've succeeded

You now call solar eclipse day, day of black sun

You can talk about it for hours even if no one is listening

There is symbols all over important documents or homework

You know the tone in the background music and lyrics to any song

You try to fit people into groups (Zhangs and Gan-Jins)

Jet Li is a whole new meaning in your mind

You screamed at anyone who thinks Avatar is a rip off

Your email/screen name is something Avatar related

You brought merchandise such as toys, trading cards, games DVD's, action figures and etc

You screamed at anyone who thinks Avatar is a little kids show

On Friday night you and a family member fight over the remote

You look at the moon and swear to see Yue

You refer as your principal Fire Lord Ozai

You call the president Fire Lord Bush

You became obsessed with tea

You know all the translations of the names in different languages

You have a file on your computer labeled Avatar

You have many files on your computer labeled Avatar

You go on youtube and rewatch every episode over and over again

You tell everyone that you've never seen an episode just to watch it again

You have a countdown on your calendar until the next episode

You call your cat Momo

All of the desktops on your computer are avatar related

You refer spiders or dandy long legs as canyon crawlers

For Halloween you dressed up as your favorite character

You learned all the bending styles

You practiced them in public or private places

You go to swimming pools and practice being a water bender

You write fanfics

You can recite a transcript

Instead of singing the national anthem you sang the fire nation one

You can draw the characters

You can draw only the characters

Before your mother starts the car you yell yip yip

You have dreams of the Avatar characters

You call your enemies Zhao or any characters you don't like

You played all of the Nickelodeon games of Avatar

The first thing you say to people is, "Have you seen that avatar episode just now?"

You are reading this in the first place

Most importantly you realize most or all of these apply to you

You compare every TV show you've ever watched with Avatar: The Last Air bender.

You feel like Avatar is taking over your life.

It's impossible to go an entire day without even thinking about Avatar.

If you like the Water Tribes that means you like winter.

If you like the Fire Nation, you like summer.

If you like the Air Nomads, you like autumn.

If you like the Earth Kingdom, you like spring.

You made avatar music videos

When you watch American Idol you think, "only having Katara or Zuko sing could make this better"

When you light a match you yell, "Look! Fire bending!"

You come up with ways to do household chores with bending.

You buy Avatar episodes on iTunes.

You accidentally call your friends the Avatar characters.

You know every single character even if they showed up for 5 seconds.

You write Avatar fanfics about 100 ways to know that you're obsessed with Avatar.

You track down all the Avatar fans in your high school and form a club together

You secretly love the characters.

You take quizzes on which Avatar character would be best for you in a relationship.

You now want to try cactus juice

You go to McDonalds or Burger King just to get the little avatar toys

Your new hobby is collecting anything that is avatar related

You devote hours to pondering questions like what nation your cat would be if he/she was a member of Avatar.

You go around saying, "give me the Avatar" instead of whatever it is that you actually want.

You've contemplated whether it's worse to be addicted to drugs or to Avatar.

You scream, "LEMUR" before you chase down one of your friends.

You count down to the minutes until 8:00 on Friday night.

You know without a doubt which nation(s) you would be/are from if you were living in the Avatar-verse.

When you read a story, you picture the characters as the Avatar characters.

When Nickelodeon decides to cancel a show, you say, "I don't care, just as long as it's not Avatar."

You check the Nick site for Avatar every day to see if they've updated.

You take quizzes of the show and score perfectly.

Whenever it rains, you think that the water tribe is attacking.

Whenever you see soot on the ground, you think that the fire navy is nearby.

Bonus: You look at the stars and in the constellations you see the characters.

There they are done!!!!! Thanks for putting up with this story. If you haven't died your lucky because there is more on the way!!!!