Hello hello to all! This is my first fanfic ever and I'm not even sure where this is going. If I must than there will be moments in the story where you'll help me decide which path to take as there are many ways and decisions to go in this story.

Before we start, I have a few things to explain first.

1) I decided to make "Mia",Kurt's aunt, a lesbian. Lets play the magical game of "Lets Pretend" and say that after Mia had that situation with Nicholas she decided to give up on men altogether ok?

2) Because this is Princess Diaries, or shall I say Prince, the one who shall not be named (not Voldy ;D) will be writing in a diary. It wont be "Dear Diary" this and "Dear Diary" that but almost like a recap at the beginning of every chapter.

3) I may add some original characters as the story progresses so I'm looking forward to that.

4) centered around KLAINE, takes place in Ohio of course and as far as schools go, Kurt wont be transferring back to New Directions any time soon. Unless votes have it otherwise and I suddenly have a groundbreaking epiphany. (Set after Original Song)

5) I do not own Glee, RM and producers do..but if i did..the Warblers would be staying way longer, singing their own rather than Beezlebubs, and each will get a solo rather than Blaine and the Pips.

CHAPTER 1: FIT FOR A KING

Dear Diary,

My name is Kurt Hummel. Diaries. An inexcusable waste of my time. Why I'm deciding to write in this journal, I have no clue. But you never know what life can throw at you even when everything seems at balance. I go to the prestigious all male prep school Dalton Academy, I'm the countertenor for their school glee club, the Warblers, and to top it all off I have my amazing boyfriend Blaine. My life probably can't get more exciting than that. Right?

In retrospect, nothing could be more perfect for Kurt right now. Entangled in Blaine on the couch, their tongues battling in a fiery dominance...with the added fact that both singers are aware of the other's feelings. Until... "Hey Kurt...Dad told me to- WOAH!" Both boys jump in surprise causing Blaine to fall off the couch. Kurt looked in anger towards Finn standing at the door with a scarred-for-life expression. Finn was already out the door muttering incoherent words. All Kurt could catch were "Holy Grilled Cheesus!" "For life" "unseen" "never" "brother". Kurt called put in frustration," You obviously came in here to tell me something. If you have something to say just say it!...and next time just knock!"

"I'm not coming back in there ever again...but Dad wanted me to tell you that your aunt is visiting." Kurt let out something that sounded like a high strangled squeak and squeal at the same time. Kurt then refocused his attention to the little Warbler facedown on the floor. "You okay?" He finally asked. Blaine looked up with a chuckle. "I'm fine. Though, it seems I'm probably the last thing that should be on your mind right now. Why the ball of sunshine?" Kurt laughed in response, "Oh, it's nothing. It's just the greatest aunt in the history of aunts is coming to visit!"

Blaine displayed a look of mock horror offense," Okay then, Mr. Modest, what makes you think MY Aunt isn't as cool?" "Is yours a lesbian?" Kurt retorted with a cocked eyebrow. "Wait...really? Your aunt's a lesbian? Never mind...yours beats mine ever since those words came out of your mouth." Blaine said slightly impressed. "Though that's not the only reason I'm so excited. I haven't seen her since I was 4. The stories my mom told me about her." He said with a sigh. "Really? Like what?" the warbler asked in pure curiosity. "I don't really know actually. All she told me was that my aunt apparently lives in this beautiful country. Any aunt that lives in a gorgeous province is a win for me." he answered with a smile.

"Hmm...that's interesting. Well I can't wait to meet her. Now where were we before your brother so elegantly interrupted us?" "You don't remember? Well let me just show you" Kurt growled. Blaine was at a loss of words at Kurt's sudden boldness. "Wait wha-" was all he got to say before he was cut off by Kurts hungry lips. In only a matter of seconds they were back to their original position. "Ewwww...Dad Kurt and Blaine are doing things aga-" He didn't get a chance to finish his wailing when a pillow came flying, hitting him in the face.

Cmon Cmon Cmon Cmon!" Kurt exclaimed as he dragged Blaine along to his car. The Warblers cut their practice early and when Kurt got the call from his father saying that his aunt has just arrived in the airport he couldn't be more ecstatic. Here Blaine was admiring Kurt who's more boasting than ever. He liked the fact that Kurt is so happy right now. In some way, he didn't care if the world took him away at this exact moment because he's content. He's with the guy he loves and that's all that matters in his eyes .

"Okay Kurt don't worry. She's not going anywhere.""I know THAT. It's just...I can't wait any longer. Think about it. After my mom's death, I had no one. I mean, there's family on my moms side...but I was never close with any of them. And to think. The one person that could possibly be my only link to my mother. It's just amazing." Kurt let out with a smile. Blaine couldn't help but smile at that as well. He really was lucky to have such a loving and caring family. The way that Kurt seemed so alive and animated with his rosy cheeks and all. Adorable.

"Well it's a long ride. Shall we accompany ourselves with some music to pass the time?" Blaine said as he slid in the passenger seat of Kurt's car. Or shall he say monstrosity. HIS car was currently getting fixed...because a certain McKinley High football player thought it'd be cool to drive to school with it. That wasn't the case. He didn't gain popularity. No. The only thing he got was a distasteful look from jocks and a slushie in the face. An event that Kurt, to this day, still frowns upon. He expected something better. That was fantasy. This is reality. Reality that goes by the name of Finn Hudson. So now, he must use the car that Burt 'luckily' savaged.

"You read my mind. What shall be sung?" Kurt responded. "Hmm..let's see what you've got on your playlist then." Before Kurt could protest, Blaine already had Kurt's iPod in hand looking at the current song on shuffle which so happened to be... "Defying Gravity? From Wicked?" Blaine asked. "UH..y-yeah." Kurt stammered, a slight blush appearing on his cheeks.

" I didn't actually think you knew the song," he explained as he put the key in ignition. "I am hurt. Just because I listen to Katy Perry-" "coughwhichsuckscough" Kurt interrupted. Blaine ignored that ," -doesn't mean I don't enjoy musical theatre." "Oh really" Kurt asked skeptically. "Oh yes, in fact, I think it's TOTALLY AWESOME." He said with a rockstar hand gesture. Kurt looked blankly at the soloist," what was that about?" "I don't know, I guess I just had an urge...or something?" Blaine said, unsure aswell. (A/N: for all you Starkids out there. Frankly, i have a strong belief that there should be more references than being put out)

Kurt pulled out of the Dalton parking lot and into the freeway. "Take a picture, it'll last longer." He said with a blush to the singer staring at him. "No, I'm perfectly fine in this current position. Say...has any one ever told you that you have the most adorable blush ever?" This made Kurt blush even more. That was a response enough. "So Defying Gravity. Have you ever tried singing it?" "W-what?" Kurt asked momentarily distracted. "Have you ever tried singing it? I mean, it would be in your range...unless you can't reach a high F. But if you COULD, the Warblers would be greatly impressed." "And if I told you it IS in my range and I HAVE tried it?..." Kurt trailed off smirking at the open road.

"What! No way! Kurt Hummel you are just full of surprises aren't you?" Blaine said in an awestruck tone. Was it possible for a blush to get an even deeper shade of embarrassment? "Yes, I actually have a story behind it if you want to hear." "Of course Kurt, we've got plenty of time." Blaine said with a smile.

Kurt went on telling Blaine about the DIVA off. All including the sex racism, reaching the high F, and the self-sabotage for his father. When he was done, Blaine was at a loss of words. "Kurt...why would you do that?"

"Exactly what I said from the very beginning. I didn't want my dad to be affected by my sexuality. I know I will have more solos and singing is what I love to do, but I love him more." Blaine couldn't help but smile. "Self-sabotage." he exclaimed. "Exactly." "Kurt-" He didn't know exactly what to say. "-With that selflessness...that is the most beautiful thing ever. The fact that you come out of the closet far stronger than you think you do...where did you get this excellent talent of winning people over with the words and songs and actions you do?" "I don't know, I guess it's just a birth thing?" he wondered. The both burst into a fit of giggles.

"So...are you gunna sing Defying Gravity for me?" Blaine said with the patronizing look of his puppy dog eyes. Kurt answered with a sigh "Sure. Why not?" Blaine pressed play.

Something has changed within me

something is not the same

I'm through with playing by the rules of

someone else's game...

Meanwhile, at the Lima heights airport...

"Mia...hurry up!" Clarice called out. Mia appeared out of the terminal with a whole lot of luggage. "I would be quicker if I had help carrying all this." "Nonsense. You have William." At that exact moment, william appeared out of the terminal with an amount of luggage that put Mia's heap to shame. He was trembling and sweating in his forehead. It seemed as if you added something as light as a feather he would literally collapse. "Are you okay Sir?" Mia asked under the pile of luggage "Of course Queen, and pardon me Clarice...but can you help us? "

"William has a point. You know, why didn't we just get the guard to come along with us? Surely it'll be easier to deliver the news then?" "Mia. That's silly. Maidens like me don't carry such things. And the only reason I didn't suggest bringing castle maids and servants is to stay low key." She stated simply. Mia rolled her eyes at that. "Grandma. One, I shouldn't be carrying this either because I am a queen...two, we have William but thats not nearly enough...and three...Low key? Low key? So then what did we call that incident in San Francisco?"

"Mia, that is exactly why we can't make a repeat of that. Now let's go and see Kurt." "Oh..fine...at least get a limo." Mia said shuffling forward. "No." "But-" "No" "UH! What ever happened to the woman who doesn't slide? Alright, let's go William. William?" and there he was...passed out under the pile of luggage. Mia gave Clarice an inquiring look. "I suppose I can help carry a little bit." "Yes Grandma, thank you." She said sarcastically. She picked up the luggage like it was nothing and walked her way out of the airport. Even carrying THAT luggage she seemed maiden-like and poise.

Is she super woman or something? Mia wondered. She then realized the question being said. Had she said that out loud? She looked to her side and there was William, staring in awe. Okay, that explains it. "I don't know William, I don't know..." Clarice called out already nearing the airport exit," Let's not keep Kurt waiting. We've got plenty of things to discuss with him that shall not be delayed any further.

And Voila! Phew! Finish and Done! Please review, as i am new to this and I would like as much praise (or direction) as possible.