Survive the Harem: Monster Musume/Daily life with monster girls.

Cue Theme song: /OMFG-Hello/

Stage open.

Lights on.

Brad: Hi, everybody! My name is Brad Swift. Welcome to the show: Survive the Harem! Alongside me, we have Tailor Lowell. Say hi, Tailor.

Tailor: Hi, guys. Welcome to our first premiere of the show "Survive the Harem." Now, before we start, we will have to show you the basics of everything you need to know.

Brad: That's right, Tailor. Ladies and gentlemen, as the title suggested, we are hosting our first harem challenge. It is as simple as it can get: We will be presenting a challenger who will try to survive a harem.

Tailor: But if the Challenger gets "caught" and undergo some very "graphic" situation, he immediately loses the challenge, and we either restart the challenge or move on to a new challenge.

Brad: That's the downside of it, Tailor, but the silver-lining is that the challenger gets to experience "bliss".

Tailor: Ain't that true.

Brad: But seriously, though, the challenge consists of very inappropriate scenes that are not suitable for younger than age 18. Although, we are hoping it doesn't come to that. So, if you're are younger than 15-18, I suggest preparing yourself for losing your innocence. If you're are younger as 14 or lower, please exit this show right now.

Tailor: Now, with that out of the way, let's get started!

Brad: tell them the rule, Tailor.

Tailor: Okay, Brad. Now, There are three rules here we are going to follow. Before you jump to any conclusion, these rules is what makes this show entertaining, alright? Here are the rules.

Rule #1: Don't kill any of the harem... No matter what!

Tailor: This rule is very important.

Brad: Oh, yes. Very.

Tailor: Since we are about to take on ourselves to survive a harem in each every show, book, movies, cartoon, anime, and games that are or can be a harem-based material, our challengers cannot be simply involved in a killing of another world's inhabitants... no matter what.

Rule #2: Survive the harem for 5 days. No more and no less.

Tailor: As you can see, this rule allows us not to dwell to much into other worlds. So a harem there can be fun in - for example - My Little Pony, our challenger cannot simply dwell there forever. It is not his world to be in all his/her life.

Brad: Also, the maximum and the minimum of the days the challenger is exactly 5 days. The challenger has to survive out in those exact time, and in the third day we give him/her a coordinate to reach and he/she has to get there, while avoiding getting rape, in 5 days. If the quota has been met but the challenger hasn't arrived to said coordinate, we will pull out and abandon him/her in that world.\

Tailor: Ooh, tough luck.

Brad: It may seemed cruel, but t'is the only way we can prevent breach from the other worlds. Now, next rule.

Rule #3: Survive the Harem! Good luck.

Tailor: That pretty much sums it up. Now, let us introduce our challenger for the day.

Name: Cole Harding.

Age:21.

Appearance: Average-build. Dark-brown hair. Blue eyes. Medium height.

Brad: Welcome, Cole!

Cole: It's an honor to be here.

Brad: So, are you sure you want to do this?

Cole: Better than doing nothing, I guess. Plus the price is worth it if I can make it.

Brad: Well, have you heard of the anime show called Monster Musume?

Cole: No, I haven't.

Tailor: Well this show features about a character named Kirito being forced into the responsibility of these monster girls. The problem was that the girls lack proper human etiquette.

Cole: Oh, no.

Tailor: Not only that, but we're gonna send you into a forest filled with monster girls. Also, it is mating season.

Brad: Starting to regret, Cole?

Cole: Kinda, yeah. I'm, um, definitely regretting this. Hahaha.

Brad: Now, we're gonna drop you off in this world. The only sense of help you can get is the stuff we're gonna give you and the phone to indicate your escape coordinate. Here are the stuff you are gonna need to survive.

Items: Phone. Axe. Glow-sticks. Flares. Ropes.

Brad: Ready, Cole?

Cole: As I'll ever be.

Tailor: Good luck!

Cole: Thanks.

Portal opens.

Brad: Godspeed, Cole. And remember: 5 days. No more, no less. And Survive the Harem!

Cole enters Portal. Show begins.