You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When...
(Anything I've Done is in bold XD)
-All you can think of is Ramen
-You name your dog Akamaru or Pakun
You put underwear on your head and pretend your Choji
-You clash jutsus with your friends
You memorize hand signs and unleash a "jutsu"
You pretend like you memorized hand signs and unleash a jutsu
-Your favorite phrase is "Believe it!"
You grab random leaves and try to split them with your chakra
-You wait for the Manga Spoilers
-You post the Manga spoilers
-You wish your grandma looked like Tsunade
You scream out jutsu names like RASENGAN and KATON
-You sleep with a Kunai under you pillow
-You take toilet paper out of the bathroom and attempt to summon a frog
-You throw sand at someone and scream "DESERT COFFIN!"
-You have sharingan contacts
-You own Naruto Headbands
-You think Orange is the new Black
-You yell "Itadakimasu" before every meal
You have attempted to walk on water by concentrating chakra to your feet
You steal your little sisters dolls and pretend your Sasori {accually, it was my old Bratz dolls}
-You wish your girlfriend had pink hair and green eyes
-You give piggy back rides to your friends and call it "training"
You make Naruto AMV's
You fantasize about being in the Naruto world
You hate where Kishimoto is taking the story and you write your own version(yes it includes fanfiction)
You take a ball and use it as a rasengan on someone
You run and throw your hands behind your back while doing so
You attempt to climb up trees with just your feet
-Youve called the principal "hokage"
-You train with weights on your legs
-After you take them off you think your twice as fast
You pretend you have the kyubbi
-You insert "Dattebayo" in random sentences
-You dont sleep because you think Shukaku will take control
You hang out on swingsets
You argue over which Naruto Kunoichi is stronger
You think fillers are stupid
-You have many of the Naruto openings on your Ipod
You attempt to get drunk in order to fight better
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread and argueing with people who think Sasuke or Naruto is stronger
-You attempt to seal a demon into your little brother
-You pierce your entire face and pretend your Pain
-You state that your goal in life is to become Hokage
-You attempt to take your little brothers eyes in order to gain immortality
You insert "clan" after your last name {my last name wouldn't sound right. TT_TT }
You doodle "chidori vs rasengan" in your notebooks
You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" wrong { especially when they say 'NAY ROOH TUH' rooh as in pooh bear...}
-You put on a bath robe and pretend your Akatsuki
-You constantly argue with blinx about everything Naruto-related
-You do origami and pretend your Konan
Your thoughts before an episode are "Subbed yes, Dubbed noooooooo"
-Your email has "Uchiha" in it
-You kick someone in the knees and scream "KONOHA SENPOU!"
You start making couples for Naruto
-You think killing your best friend will give you powers
Your excuse for not being able to do jutsu is "Your out of chakra"
You refer to your SAT's as the "Chunnin exams"
You have twisted your ankle trying to imitate Neji's rotation. {also, ive sprained my ankle running up the stairs ninja style. -_-}
You try to slice bread with a Chakra blade.
You get a cut and swear the kyubbi's chakra will heal it.
You've made CHIDORI noises with your mouth.
You've punched a wall pretending to have super strength and hurt your knuckles in the process.
You palm thrust your friend in the stomach to seal up his demon chakra
-You constantly get medicine and alcohol confused.
-You train your dog to piss in people's eyes