I don't own Naruto.
I wrote this story because my friend and me were having a challenge to see if you could write a story when you were given ten saying. The bolded words are the sayings and yes they are all from beastie boys songs. I thought it was so good I put it on here enjoy.
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Naruto and Kiba walked into the night club/bar. Walking over to the bar they ordered their drinks. Leaning against the counter they scoped out the dance floor. Spotting the crowd of people the usually hung out with they grabbed their drinks and headed towards them. Sitting at the back of the club Sakura, Ino, TenTen, Hinata, and Temari danced around the table the guys were sitting at. Neji, Shikamaru, and Gaara sat at the table sipping their drinks.
Naruto and Kiba came over to them. Kiba slumped into one of the chairs but Naruto started to dance with the girls. After a bit of jumping around and bumping into people Naruto yelled, "Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya." Most of the girls giggled though Sakura was a bit annoyed. She shoved Hinata at him and they started to dance.
Sakura sat back in her seat just as Ino and TenTen pulled Kiba and Neji out onto the dance floor. Naruto then pulled Hinata out to join them. Temari, not one to be left out, grabbed Shikamaru by the arm and pulled him to the others.
Sakura sat there sipping her drink. She looked over at Gaara who was incidentally sipping his drink. They had been going out for a little while but she didn't know exactly how he felt about her. She was wondering if she should ask him to dance when she heard yelling coming from the dance floor.
Looking around she saw Naruto and Hinata were in a fight with some rather large fellow. He looked back at Gaara and he nodded. They stood and walked over to them to see what the matter was." So if you're hot to trot, you think you're slicker than grease, don't you kid," the big guy said. "C'mon y'all, it's time to get nice!" Temari was saying trying to get the guy to put Naruto down. " You wanna piece of this little missy," he said picking her up to. Shikamaru stepped up to the guy, "put the girl down!" the guy dropped Temari only to pick Shikamaru up by the shirt.
By this time Sakura had gotten fed up with all this. "Alright, stop this, just put them down and we can talk about this like rational people." The guy looked down at her, smirking he dropped Naruto and Shikamaru and decided he'd hit on her now.
Smiling at her he used his best pick up lines. "Hey beautiful your body's on time and your mind is appealin', and I'm always looking for a female companion." Sakura almost throw up in her mouth from the cheesiness of that line, but she decided she would use one cheesy line for another. "Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean, on the tough guy style I'm not too keen."
Stepping back she stood beside Gaara who put his arm around her. Laughing the big guy couldn't stay mad at someone who could dish so well. " You guys ain't so bad. Hey we got the bottle, you got the cup, c'mon everybody let's get fucked." Laughing Naruto put his arm around the guy and said, "fight and party that's our team, step into the party disrupt the whole scene." Everyone laughed at that but Temari just shock her head 'I think I'm losing my mind this time', watching the people now laughing who had been fighting just minutes ago. Walking to Shikamaru she just kept thinking, 'this time I'm losing my mind.'
Laughing hard the gang and the big guy, plus his friends, went to have a drink to settle the whole disturbance.
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