"Hey Law whatcha doing"
" I am drawing a chore chart for the four of us since Dandan wants us to actually start doing it or she might call that crazy lunatic you call your grandfather over here"
The boy lunged at Law fighting for the pen
" ACE STOP IT"
"I WONT LET YOU MAKE THAT CHART YOU BUTT"
Ace started to grip the pen and Law isn't letting go
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DO YOU WANT THAT GEEZER TO KILL US!"
"I SURVIVED HIS STUPID TRAINING I THINK WE CAN SURVIVE ANOTHER STUPID VISIT! I AM NOT LETTING YOU MAKE THAT CHART"
"YOUR AN IDIOT!"
"YOUR EVEN BIGGER IDIOT! "
The pen started to shakily make out shapes like squares or rectangles
onto the paper.
"OH LOOK A SQUARE OF RESPONCIBLITY ALLOW ME TO PUT A JOB ON THERE!"
"YOU PAIN IN THE BUTT TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME"
Then the pen started to shakily make out rather explicit images onto the paper
"You really think that can offend me?! If I were you I would choose something that straight up offends the other person to a personal level!"
The pen started to shift towards Aces face
"You wouldn't!"
Law drew a mustache on aces face making him look like gold roger.
" WHY ACE I WOULD SAY YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR FATTTHHHEER"
"WHY I OUTTA! LAW YOUR DEAD"
"WHAT YOU DONT LIKE COMPLIMENTS"
Ace began to push Law out to the door of the tree house but law won't have it and tries to push Ace back. The battle against strengths continued until both fell out of the tree house.
"I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT SON OF A"
A branch got in Aces mouth
"OH YOUR SO LIKE HIM ALLOW ME TO CONNECT THE DOTS"
Law began to connect aces freckles
"AUUUURRGG ALLOW ME TO DO THE SAME FAVOR TARO"
Ace yanked the pen straight from laws hand and drew on his face a unicorn horn and the words I am stupid.
This chaos continued on until both fell on a giant bear walking by and both the boys shouting at each other "THIS IS YOUR FAULT" and a chorus of curse words.
The morning came and Sabo and Luffy came from Dandans house to look for Ace and law when they found them passed out on the Forrest floor. Sabo and Luffy were laughing their faces off with the state of Law and Aces face covered in dumb scribbles and mustaches
"Uggggghh"
Sabo began to walk over to Law and tried his best to fight off the
laughter."ummm Law? Are you ok"
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR IDIOT BROTHER HE JUST STRAIGHT UP PICKED A FIGHT WITH ME?! DOES HE ALWAY DO THIS TO PEOPLE!"
"Eeeeeeehhhhhh depending on the mood he usually takes it out on the animals though"
"So this is basically normal for him?"
Both Sabo and Luffy coursed out "Ya basically"
" He spat at me when we first met" Luffy chirped out.
"I had to run for my life when I meet him"
" Its settled you and your whole what you call a family is insane I am going to go and think about what I did to deserve this bye"
"Hey Sabo where is Traff going?"
"Umm he is going to go for a walk don't worry Luffy he'll come back"
" Does Traff like us?"
"Eh he'll get used to us eventually; umm hey Luffy lets go gets breakfast!"
"YAY"