Skye's Dream
Hi all. See this is what comes of eating Mexican food and drinking
coke at 11:30….

OK, I went to sleep.

I was in this weird cabin in the woods. I walked into this little
room where my dad was talking to Professor Oak. They were
talking about shoes or something. All of a sudden, Gary asked me
if I wanted to go on a hike in the woods. I said yes, so we went and
got my brother.

So we walked down to this little spring. And there was this girl
wearing this leotard made of moss. She was walking and picking
up these little crabs. All of a sudden, this bright light flashed.

I found myself at a bank drive up window with Gary, my
brother, my best friends (Taylor and Annisha), Professor Oak, my
friend Danny, and my friend Megan. Professor Oak was drooling
and making noises like a monkey, or a cat or something. And
Danny was holding this little doll of himself.

We all got into the back of a truck, and we went on the highway,
and then the Backstreet Boys were driving by in a convertible.
And then this Jigglypuff fell from the sky. And Josh R., a kid at
school came and drove our car. Jigglypuff was yelling and cussing
at the other drivers.

All of a sudden, Gary Oak came up and asked if I
wanted to go for a hike in the woods. I said yes, and then we got
transported back to the same little spring. The moss-leotard girl
was still there, but she was MAD. She was shaking this big stick
with a crab on it at Gary.

And all of a sudden, we were back on the speeding truck. Danny
had this look of terror on his face, and so did the little doll of him.
We had to leave the truck while it was moving, so Danny put his
doll in a little bag. We had these little dolls of Sesame Street
characters, and we threw them into the sunroofs of passing cars.
And the weird thing was that a boy in my class made an invention
(in real life) that holds Beanie Babies. (Annisha, if you're reading
this, you know who I'm talking about). And for display, he had a
bunch of Teenie Beanies on it, and we were throwing those too.

And then we jumped off of the car and walked down the
road. And AGAIN, Gary asked me if I wanted to go for a hike in
the woods. We warped back to the spring, and Crab Girl was gone.
But I saw a little shiny thing in the water, and I dove down to see
what it was. It was just a penny (How did that get there?) , so I
tried to get out of the water. I couldn't, and I woke up holding my
breath.

So, kiddies, what did we learn from this? Never eat refried beans,
drink Coke and listen to Z 95.7 (radio station) too late at night!