I don't even know…XD

It was ichigo Kurosaki's Birthday today. His father woke him the usual way but with a "HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY IIICHIIGOOOO!" Ichigo dodged the kick and Isshin fell out of his bedroom window. "Ichigo help your father!", He yelled as he clung to the windowsill. Ichigo stomped on his fathers fingers. "Like hell I will!" Isshin fell down. "IICHIIIGOOO!"

Ichigo went into the kitchen. "Happy birthday ichi-nii!", Yelled Yuzu.

"I made an extra special breakfast for you today!" As she laid out the food, ichigo's eyes grew bigger and bigger. His jaw dropped. There was bacon and eggs, sunny side up, pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, topped with chocolate dipped strawberries. With a side of a strawberry milkshake with banana slices on top. "Y-yuzu..you didn't have to.."

"Anything for my Ichi-Nii!" Karin dragged herself, sleepily into the kitchen.

"Happy birthday, Berry head..", She said then sat down and ate some of his bacon. Ichigo sighed at her, then started on his breakfast.

He walked to the park and sat down on a swing. He sat there for 5 minutes when BAM! Ichigo fell off his swing in shock. "SURPRISE!"

Ichigo looked up to see his fellow Shinigami. "what are you guys-"

"Did you think we'd forget your birthday Ichigo-san?", Said Urahara.

"Well you thought wrong!", Said Jinta. Renji smirked.

"Didn't think we'd actually show up did you?"

"I say, that shirt you wearing is quite ug-"

"Shut it Yumichika!", Said Ikkaku. Byakuya grunted to the left of Renji, revealing his presence. "I really didn't think YOU would show up", Said Ichigo. "..I had to..Because of certain..circumstances..", He glared at Yachiru and Kenpachi, who blinked innocently. Orihime and Rukia showed up. "Happy Birthday, Ichigo!", Said Rukia. "Happy Birthday Kurosaki-Kun!", Said Orihime. Ishida mumbled something distinctly. Chad said, "happy birthday"

"NOW HOW BOUT THAT PARTY?", Yelled Matsumoto. Kira shushed her.

"Were not supposed to tell!" Hanatarou covered for them.

"Ichigo we gotta be somewhere kaybye!", He motioned for the other people to follow and everybody disappeared. Ichigo blinked. That was weird.

Rukia was the only one that had staid. "Ichigo, I got your present!"

Ichigo looked around curiously. "Where?"

"Right here", She quickly kissed him on the cheek. He stared at her. She squealed and sped away after the others, yelling, " I CANT BELIEVE I DID THAT!" That was even weirder. "Hey King!"

"What?"

"Happy Birthday, I got yer present too! Been working on it all week!"

"What is it?"

Ichigom suddenly received a mental Image of Rukia in her underwear, blushing. "WHAT THE FU-"

Hichigo laughed insanely in his head. Ichigo stifled his nosebleed and went to the nearest wall and repeatedly banged his head against it.

Ichigo sat on the swings again, waiting for the others to come back.

Someone pushed him off the swing. "OI! Happy Fucking Birthday!"

Ichigo looked up to see Grimmjow JeagerJaques sitting in midair.

"What the Hell are you doing here?"

"What do you think? I just wished you Happy Birthday! Jeez, if I had a nickel for every..", He trailed off.

"Why would you do that?" Grimmjow glared at him.

"Cuz you let me live Dumbass! Plus its fucking lonely in Hueco Mundo! There's nothing to do without that Aizen fucker ordering us around!"

"What about Gin?" Grimmjow snorted.

"He left awhile ago. Plus he was fucking creepy, I still have nightmares where he's about to rape me or something..", Grimmjow and Ichigo shuddered. "IIIIICHHHHHIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOO!", Someone called from a nearby building. "Guess that's my party", Ichigo said.

"No way a party? Can I come?", Grimmjow pleaded.

"Fine but no attacking people"

"ALRIGHT!"

Ichigo and Grimmjow stared up at the Vizard's Warehouse.

"Oi, this is where you trained with those freaks right?", Grimmjow asked.

"Yeaahhh..? How would you know?" Grimmjow smirked.

"I have my ways…" Ichigo raised an eyebrow.

"Lets just go in already!", Grimmjow said.

"Alright fine.."

HEY! Stick around for the next chapter! THE PARTAAY!