A/N: Hey everyone. This is MegamiofMeiun, better known as Kairii. Me and my good friend Jaden are going to write this fic together. YAY!! We will alternate every chapter and I'll be starting it off. YAY ME!! Um… we'll be switching P.O.V.s with our chapters. So, please forgive me for any loss of brain cells that may ensue from reading this crazy bit of…insanity. Without further ado, here is Vortex Related Havoc.
Chapter 1: Ooh! Look! A Vortex!:
It was a random sunny TueWedFriday (Heh heh…I made up a new day) when Jaden and I were walking down the anti-magical hallway of dream draining depression (Heh heh…now I made a new alliteration). (A/N: Jade just hit me!)
What is it about school that it can immediately drain all the TueWedFriday joy out of your life? Maybe it's the creepy VP that you're always afraid is watching -Kai stop talking nonsense and move on with the story! No one wants to know about our rapist vice principle!- Yes they do care. They care very much. It's part of narration and I can say what I want in my chapter! SO HA!
Smiles sweetly. So anyways, creepy VP just kills all the fun by stalking small squirrels –wait! No! I meant children! Sorry. I got distracted. Anywho…stuff…was…boring and…stuff…
ANYways, we were walking down the Hallway of Doom and Gloom when all the sudden:
"LOOK JADE!! IT'S A VORTEX!" I pointed and bounced up and down.
"Oh no! You remember what happened last time we took one of your vortexes?!"
"We…saw a kitty?"
"NO! WE DID NOT SEE A KITTY!!"
"Aww…but I like kitties…they're fluffy!"
"WE WERE 45 MINUTES LATE FOR CLASS AND WE GOT DETENTION AND-" Everything after that just sounded like "blah blah blah" to me. "BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
"So it's settled; we're going through the vortex!" And before she could blah anymore, I grabbed her wrist and pushed her through.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
"Jade, did you bump your noggin?" I called into the vortex. There was no reply. Then I turned around and saw him. "AHHH!! IT'S MY PET GOLDFISH FROM THE THIRD GRADE!!" And thus, I dived into the vortex.
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I woke up, and couldn't help myself. "I remember there was mist.-" –You can't type! You keep screwing up!- "Swirling mist upon a vast glassy…vortex!! There were lockers all around and I saw my third grade goldfish. And my goldfish sure looked…ticked." (A/N: For those who didn't pick up the reference, this is a spoof off Phantom of the Opera.)
"Are you quite done?" I heard Jaden ask impatiently.
"No. Wait a sec." I told her. "BUM! BUMBUMBUMBUM BUUUUUM!! BUMBUMBUMBUM-!"
"SHUT! UP! YOU IS TRIPPIN YO!" Ok…so she didn't say the last part. But the squirrel I imagined sitting on her shoulder did.
"You're imagining a talking squirrel on my shoulder again, aren't you?" She asked with a sigh.
I looked sheepishly at the ground. "…Noo…" She cocked an eyebrow. "…Maybe kinda…" She tapped her foot. "…Yeah…" I sighed in defeat.
"How many times will I have to tell you not to imagine talking SQUIRRELS ON MY SHOULDER!?"
"Um…fifty bajillion zillion majillion totillion awalkalakkajokkaSOKKAillion?"
Jade fought a smile as she glared at me. "You do realize I hate you?"
"Sure do, best buddy!" I called, hugging her with glee.
-You did not just type glee!-
YOUR COAT GOES TO COLLEGE!!
Anyways, not to be confused with Amyways which is a woman…I think…maybe it a squioldfish from the thirdyfirst grade… … … …
Um…so…
"Sokka does not have big ears."
"Where did that come from?" Jade asked as we walked through No Where Land.
"I'm not sure. I felt some cosmic force was telling me to say it…"
"Mmhmm…Come're Kai." Jade took my arm and pointed to a spot on the ground. "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!"
"Um…can I have a cream pie if I do?"
She looked at a loss for a moment before saying, "Yeeah…when you close your eyes…the magical cream pie fairy will come and leave a slice of pie in your mouth."
"YES MA'AM!!"
"Kairii…you're never having sugar again."
"Jade…if you turn to salt…can I eat you?"
"Just go to sleep." She growled.
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A/N: Thus concludes my chapter. And now, Jaden's chapter. Man! It's gonna be all smart like!