Ahaha, this is Yuki randomness. If Yuki was more….how should I phrase this…PERVY. Just like SHIGUIRE!!! YAY!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yuki Dirty Lyric Special
Yuki: You know, songs often make me wonder….but nothing dirty!!
((flashback!!))
Haru: (singing) A little less conversation, a little more ACTION PLEASE!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
Yuki thinks: What the hell? Why is that fat-ass cow singing about saix for??
Yuki says ('cause he can do anything better than Kyo can ('cause he's a girl!!!): Haru, why are you singing an Elvis song if you're just going to screw it up!
Haru and Yuki have a same-thought moment: SCREW!!!!!!!
Haru sexz: Why not?
Haru thinks: SEXZ!!!!! AHAHHA!!!!
Yuki thinks: $$#&(&(#$#$!!!! ARGH!!!
Yuki says: smiles
Haru: Yuki?
Yuki: What?
Haru: You were thinking out loud.
Yuki thinks: DAMN!!
Yuki says: Was I really?
Haru: No. ILOVEYOU!
Yuki thinks: (ah, I love you, too, you sexxxy bitch!)
Yuki says: WHAT?!
Haru: Ahaha!! I was kidding!
Yuki: But I though you did love me!
Haru: I lied (walks away happily singing) We welcome you to Crackerbox Palace….
Yuki thinks: Think of what you could you do with animal crackers. smirk
Yuki says: Gah! (angered)
((end flashback))
Yuki: Hm….yes, well, I don't' usually get mad like that or explode at people very- (is cut off by another:)
((flashback!!))
prehistoric times
Yuki: Ug. Ugga. Ugh. Kugan. (translation: Oh. My. God. It's Kyo. Run!!)
Kyo: Ughus shug ugggggaaaah!!! (translation: "cause I'm Slim Shady!! Sexy, yeah!!!)
Yuki: Durr. (translation: I wish I could talk in a normal fashion 'cause this really kinda sucks. Plus, it's way out of style.)
Kyo: Well the shit just seems that everybody just wasn't to disgust me, so this must mean I'm disgusting. But it's just me, I'm just obscene!
Yuki: (whines) Ughhhhh!!! (translation: Not fair!!!!!. Hey….I wonders if by obscene he means he plays with….)
((end flashback))
Kyo: He's even twisted "Numa Numa" (with the help of his beloved Haru, of course)!
Yuki: Have not!!!
((flashback))
Yuki and Haru: (both is loose kimonos with microphones hooked up the a large-screen TV.)
Yuki and Haru: (singing:) Ah-hee, ah-hoo, ah-ha! Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ah-hee, ah-hoo, ah-ha! Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Me-hee, me-hoo, me-ha! Me-ha-ha!
Me-hee, me-hoo, me-ha! Me-ha-ha!!!
Yuki: 'Allo! Suck me! It's me, your Yuki.
See me all, you know you want me bad,
You assful players!
Haru: 'Allo! 'Allo! It's me, Haru, the gay one!
Do these prints go with the chain around my neck?
Haru and Yuki: You can touch us, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, 'ey!
Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, 'ey. Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, 'ey!
We would like that very, very much.
We could even pay you all.
You can touch us, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, 'ey!
Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, 'ey. Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah, 'ey!
We would like that very, very much.
We could even pay you all.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And that was the first part of Dirty Yuki Series. Haha!!! I love it!! Yuki's a pervert!!!! tee hee!!!