Nine Drunken Pirates

I got this idea from listening to 'seven drunken pirates' (or is it 'seven deadly sins'). Anyways, here it is. A little OCC in some places. I don't own Naruto.

'Fuck,' thought Hinata, as she looked at the dark sky from her small boat, her head pounding, 'how did I get in this predicament.' Then she remembered. 'Oh yea,' she thought, 'it's all his fault.'

Flashback

"And so," the priest said, a sunset behind him, "I now pronounce you, man and wife. You may kiss the bride." Sasuke leaned down and kissed Hinata. She had never been so happy. She was now wed to the man she loved. Hinata left him to take care of what would happen next.

An hour later, Hinata lay in her bed, thinking how good she had it. She was the princess of a large country, she had been given everything she had ever wanted since birth, and now she was married to the handsomest prince in the world. Her life was complete.

And yet, she didn't feel happy.

Hinata heard someone outside her, and went to her bed to surprise whoever it was. Soon, Sasuke entered the room. He wore an open white shirt, black pants, and a purple belt. In his hand, however, was a dagger. Hinata, pretending to be asleep, held her breath. Sasuke walked over to her, razing the dagger as he walked. Before he could reach her, Hinata jumped out of bed and faced him.

"What are you doing," she asked him. "I have to kill you," Sasuke said, "I've already given the signal." "What signal," Hinata asked, slightly scared. Just then, the window behind her lit up. She turned to see that part of her kingdom had been blown up. She turned back in time to see Sasuke jumping at her. She got out of the way in time.

"Why are you doing this," she asked, tears in her eyes. "I have to," Sasuke said again, "my kingdom is a kingdom of thieves, so we don't have much in the way of money. Then I decided to pretend to marry you, then take this place over by force. That way, my issues wouldn't be an issue." Hinata stared at him in shock. "Pretend to marry…" "Yea," he said, getting ready to jump her again, "you see, I'm already married to two people; one greedy, one easy to anger. And I need something to keep them both happy."

Hinata was devastated. Then she saw Sasuke run towards her. She got out of the way, but not before she got a cut in her side. As she held her hand to the cut, she started to worry. The cut wasn't deep, but it wouldn't be good to leave it be. Then Hinata noticed that Sasuke hadn't attack her again, even thought he had plenty of chance to.

She turned around to see Sasuke leaving, locking the door behind him. "Enjoy the fireworks," he said thought the door, "They'll be your last." Hinata wondered why he wanted to kill her after he blew up the city. Then she got it.

As Sasuke walked away, he thought to himself, 'Damn, I should have had sex with her when I had the chance. Or at lease had her suck my dick.' Then Hinata's room exploded. "Oh well," he said, "guess I'll never know what it was like."

Meanwhile…

Hinata breathed a sigh of relief as she opened the door to her bathroom. Never before had she been so happy to have a bathroom surrounded by three inches of iron. Well, maybe once, when her friend Kiba had once tried to peep on her.

When she opened the door, however, she wondered how she didn't die from the explosion. On the other side of the door was a 50 foot drop to the sea below. Soon the ground behind her was cracking. The next thing Hinata knew, she was sliding down the cliff side on a piece of the bathroom floor, heading straight for the water below.

Feet from the water, the floor caught on a rock, causing her to fall into the water instead of slide into it. Luckily, sliding had slowed the decent enough to make sure that she wouldn't die. Hinata came out of the water, soak to the bone but safe. However, with her clothes see through wet, Hinata had to change.

She swam to shore, sneaked into town, and stole the outfit of an average housewife. She looked out at the rest of the town, watching it burn. 'I've got to get help,' Hinata thought. Her kingdom had an alliance with the Weapon kingdom (her cousin Neji had married the princess there after all).

Final reaching the dock, Hinata took a row boat, and started to row out to the sea, towards the Weapon kingdom. She would have had gotten there fast, having gone there by boat before, if not for the explosion. An explosion in the town surprised her, causing her to lose her balance, which cause her to hit her head, knocking her unconscious.

The outgoing tide did the rest. That was three days ago.

End flashback…

'I'm glad I thought of taking food with me,' Hinata thought, eating the last of her food, rubbing her still throbbing head. She looked up, staring at the dark, cloudy sky. The thin fog thickened a bit as she sighed, wondering what had happened to her kingdom. 'I was so selfish,' she thought, 'I had so much, and yet I never thought that anyone else would need anything more than they had, so I never gave anyone anything.'

Hinata curled up in a ball, waiting for whatever fate had decided for her. As she lay there, she thought of her father, her younger sister, her mother, her friends, and the people of her kingdom. 'I wish there was some way that I could save everyone,' Hinata thought, 'please god, let there be a way.'

Then she heard something. She looked up to see a large ship coming towards her. At the front was a wooden carving of a devil, its wings outstretched, its forearms making an X across its chest. On its black sails, a skull and crossbones symbol shone. At least, Hinata thought it was a skull and crossbones symbol, it had a normal skull with ten tails sticking out of it at various angles.

A few people on the ship looked down at her through the fog, their eyes seeming to glow red. Thinking it was a ghost ship, come to take her to the next world, Hinata fainted in her boat. Meanwhile, the people on the boat lowered a few hook and ropes, preparing to lift up the boat, and the girl on it.

The next chapter will probable explain why the story is named 'Nine Drunken Pirates'. But I think you might know why already.

Imagaco