hi my name is mitsiki and Im going to be hosting a new show were u get to torture some of your favorite anime characters, this week we'll be picking on the insane cast of death note!

matt: did she just call us insane ?
mitsiki: yes i did.

mitsiki: well our first torture for today goes to everyone!
near: what!
mitsiki: yep thats right ( pulls out a pair of earmuffs ) for the first round you guys all get to suffer together!
light: well that makes everything so much better does it ?
mitsiki: nope , not at all mello: well there's no way Im doing it !
mitsiki: ill give you chocolate ...
mello: Ok im in !
mitsiki: GREAT!
mitsiki: and now that mello's agreed to it the rest of u have to join in too.
everyone: WHAT?
mitsiki : thats the rules ,now getting back to the torture part ...
b.b: this could be intresting ive never been tortured before . normaly im the one doing the torturing.
mitsiki: well here it is (pulls a giant cage out of nowhere)
mello/matt: what is that thing inside the cage ?
mitsiki: that is excalibur, and this is your torture (puts on earmuffs) Hey excalibur sing for us !
excalibur: GLADLY ...

5 seconds later ...

bb: make it stop! make it stop! (shoves dirt in ears while crying in agony )
mitsiki: i almost pity them , almost (continues laughing evily)
light: i cant take it! (tries to write his name in a deathnote )
mitsiki: ill be taking that (steals light's deathnote)
mitsiki: i wonder where L is? (walks around the house looking for L,sees a strange light coming from the bathroom) L is that you? (steps over nears' twiching body) L? (walks into the bathroom) OH MY GOD!L WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
mitsiki: (pulls L's head out of the toilet) your not getting out of it that easily L: (sobs quietly while struggling to escape mitsiki) why! why!

5 hours later ...

mitsiki: ok i think thats long enough.(pulls out a gun and shoots excalibur) mello: thats it! no matter how much chocolate you give me im not going through another torture!
mitsiki: to late you already agreed, you cant change your mind now (smiles evily)
bb: that was horrible! im going to have to kill like 16 people to get that out of my head!
mitsiki: oh yeah that reminds me of our next torture!
matt/mello:(run and hide)
everyone:(groans)
mitsiki:dont worry this ones only for BB BB: (groans) well what is it?
mitsiki: (smiles evily) well your dare is to stand in front of edward cullen for 5 days straight without killing him!
BB: what you can't be serious! misiki: oh im not kidding! and to make sure that your surrounded by his face you'll be in a box of mirrors, also ill be taking all your weapons.
BB: you cant take my weapons!
mitsiki: yes i can, now give me all your weapons or i'll get daritsu to do it!
BB: you wouldn't dare!
mitsiki: oh yes i would!(eyes start to turn black)
matt: bb just do it already! before she changes!
BB: fine, here! (gives his two knives and machete to mitsiki)
mitsiki: thank you! your torture awaits you in there!
BB: where ?
mitsiki: in that room!
bb: when did that get there!
mitsiki:not sure... oh well,in you go! (pushes bb into room and then locks the thirteen bolts on the door) that should do it!
mitsiki:Now lets get on to the next torture L:arent we going to wait until BB finishes his torture?
mitsiki: now why would i do that? anyway this torture is for light!
light: (face pales)
mitsiki: since i hate lights hair ive decided to get rid of it ...
L: what! you mean all he has to do is live without his hair for a while! thats so unfair!
mitsiki: oh yes, but i never said how i was getting rid of it now did i?
light: (gulps) well how are you going to cut it?

mitsiki: i never said i was going to cut it ...(smiles evily) oh no, im going to burn it off!
light: but, but ..(starts walking away from mitsiki)

mitsiki: (pulls out a lighter and hair spray) ...

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