The Secret Diaries of Voldemort
Day 1 - Pressured Peter Pettigrew into becoming secret keeper for the Potters. Now I can kill them, haha. And their little boy, too. Hahahaha.
Evil Meter: 101%
Day 2- Damnit. I got my ass beat by a baby. Stupid "love" protection charm/spell/thing. Now I'm living in the body of a goddamn snake.
Evil Meter: -43%
Day 4015 - Finally. I persuaded a retarded little guy named Squirrel into becoming my host. I live on the back of his head, which is not the best situation I admit. I
Evil Meter: 30%
Day 4016 - Even better - he is going teach at Hogwarts!!! I could wet myself if I had the parts to do it. Harry Potter, here I come!
Evil Meter: 85%
Day 4017 - Squirrel is a perv. I caught him jacking off before class. It's like, hello! I'm on the back of you friggin head, I know what your doing.
Evil Meter: 60% (Sad, but not as sad as what happened today.)
Day 1 - My lips are twitching in excitement. I suppose my foot or something like that would be twitching in excitement, but I have the problem of not having a body. I make Squirrel do everything, haha. We're going to Hogwarts :)
Evil Meter: 98%
Day Two - At Hogwarts. Wheee!
Evil Meter: 120%
Day Three - Squirrel is wearing garlic. My frail facial complexion will not be able to stand it for long.
Evil Meter: 57%
Day Four - I really wish Squirrel would use sombrero or something other than a turban for a hat. Sombrero's are so nice, they might actually have air holes.
Evil Meter: 98%
Day Nine - Talked to Albus Dumbledore. Well, Squirrel did. He is totally acting like an old fart. God, he was like protect Harry this, watch Harry that. What is he, the boy's lover or something? Jeez.
Evil Meter: 97%
Day 1 - Pressured Peter Pettigrew into becoming secret keeper for the Potters. Now I can kill them, haha. And their little boy, too. Hahahaha.
Evil Meter: 101%
Day 2- Damnit. I got my ass beat by a baby. Stupid "love" protection charm/spell/thing. Now I'm living in the body of a goddamn snake.
Evil Meter: -43%
Day 4015 - Finally. I persuaded a retarded little guy named Squirrel into becoming my host. I live on the back of his head, which is not the best situation I admit. I
Evil Meter: 30%
Day 4016 - Even better - he is going teach at Hogwarts!!! I could wet myself if I had the parts to do it. Harry Potter, here I come!
Evil Meter: 85%
Day 4017 - Squirrel is a perv. I caught him jacking off before class. It's like, hello! I'm on the back of you friggin head, I know what your doing.
Evil Meter: 60% (Sad, but not as sad as what happened today.)
Day 1 - My lips are twitching in excitement. I suppose my foot or something like that would be twitching in excitement, but I have the problem of not having a body. I make Squirrel do everything, haha. We're going to Hogwarts :)
Evil Meter: 98%
Day Two - At Hogwarts. Wheee!
Evil Meter: 120%
Day Three - Squirrel is wearing garlic. My frail facial complexion will not be able to stand it for long.
Evil Meter: 57%
Day Four - I really wish Squirrel would use sombrero or something other than a turban for a hat. Sombrero's are so nice, they might actually have air holes.
Evil Meter: 98%
Day Nine - Talked to Albus Dumbledore. Well, Squirrel did. He is totally acting like an old fart. God, he was like protect Harry this, watch Harry that. What is he, the boy's lover or something? Jeez.
Evil Meter: 97%