Naruto bit back a much needed sigh as he rubbed out, yet again, the only two lines he'd drawn on the page in front of him. Iruka, being the mean bastard he was, had decided to give them a surprise exam to test their skills by making them draw an original character in 7 minutes. 7 fucking minutes.

Like what the hell?! What had he done to be forced to do such absurd thing?! After all, he wasn't the one who spray painted the entire Hokage Mountain. Nope. That was not him.

Naruto rubbed his sore temples as he shot a quick glance at the clock, cursing under his breath as he realised that already a precious minute had passed. And it wasn't helping with the fact that Iruka hadn't bothered to wipe that shit eating smirk on his face ever since he'd told them about the exam. Yup. He was enjoying this way too much.

Naruto scratched a non-existent beard on his chin and hummed in annoyance. Half the people around him were drawing away. But that was only because they already had an original character in mind. Naruto definitely didn't have any original characters. Well, appropriate ones at least.

Manami's thigh gaps were too big.

Nishiyo's ass was was too big.

And Saki's boobs were simply huge.

The only original characters he ever bothered to make were the ones that got Jiraiya's pants feeling three times smaller than what they were before he looked at his characters. Plus, at the moment, he was trying to keep a low profile. After Iruka caught him red handed spray painting the Hokage Mountain, he'd banned Naruto from eating ramen for lunch for a whole month. A whole fucking month.

Naruto growled at the memory and looked over to Sasuke, peering not so sneakily over his shoulder. He almost flew ten feet in the air at what he saw.

That. Was. Totally. Not. Possible. No. Fucking. Way.

Sasuke's relaxed eyes met with naurto's dumbfounded ones and he smirked. That annoying ass Uchiha smirk. Naruto glared at Sasuke than at his picture.

He had already finished. With four freaking minutes to spare. What the hell?! Naruto lost it.

Ignoring the limited time he had left, Naruto grabbed the paper from under sasuke's elbows and held it an inch away from his face, trying to absorb in all the details before Sasuke grabbed it back.

"How did you draw this," he ran his hand frantically over Sasuke's drawing, "in three minutes?!"

Sasuke smirked yet again but answered anyway. "I already had a character in mind beforehand dobe. Plus, you'll never be able to draw as good as me. I'm the best drawer in the academy. You're the worst."

Naruto nodded slowly, for once, not bothering to make a comeback. "Yeah, but how did you get that effect in the hair?"

"It's called cross hatching idiot."

Naruto was gobsmacked. He knew about cross hatching. After all, he'd lost count over how many times Iruka had assigned them a three thousand word essay on cross hatching. Regardless, he'd only tried it once, and to him, it looked more like those gauze mats he used in science than anything.

Naruto didn't bother to reply but looked back at Sasuke's drawing. "And how in fuck's sake did you get the jawline to align properly?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Don't you ever listen in class? Or is your skull too thick to get that information past your brain? You use guidelines."

"Okay okay fair enough, so how did you make the eyes all shiny and shit?"

"It's called leaving highlights."

Naruto nodded and paused for a moment, and Sasuke thought he'd finally finished his tirade of stupid questions. How wrong he was.

He almost jumped ten feet in the air at the sound he was assaulted with.

"AND HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU GET THE EYES TO NOT GET CROOKED?!"

A/N: The things I go through when I try to draw anime TT_TT Hahah I was very bored when I wrote this, so don't judge me and my weirdness.