Harry potter has just been kicked out of hogwarts

He is a poor bum with no money because he was never taught any skills that would teach him to survive in the real world. Harry Potter, now that Hogwarts has kicked him out is hopeless.

Having no hope he does what any hopeless loser does and buys a racehorse.

But of course you need money to buy a race horse but Harry thinks he's real smart and can outwit the race horse owner because after all he is Harry Potter, The Boy who lived, he shouldn't have to pay for anything.

So he makes his way to the stables and selects his horse called SeaCracker

'Excuse me young sir...but what are you doing with my horse' the stable owner said.

'Um...yes well don't you remember me...I came in yesterday and bought the horse' Harry said

'No you didn't' said the owner

Awkward Silence

More awkward silence

Then Harry hopped on SeaCracker and rode away

Impressed that his thieving worked, Harry tried to steal more things...like a house.

The cops soon caught him and Harry sadly said goodbye to SeaCracker.

'Haaaarrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy' said SeaCracker, which is odd cos he never knew his horse could talk.

'Sssseeeeaaaaaccccrrraaacccckkkeeerrrr' said Harry 'Don't worry, I'll be back...Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind'

'I'll wait for you' said SeaCracker, the talking horse.

On his way to jail Harry saw a sign that said 'Hogwarts Derby...2 weeks' and he knew what he had to do.

Stay tuned...