The Screen Names:
1William Barfee: theresanaccentegue
Leaf Coneybear: hahahahaha
Olive Ostrovsky: oliveilove
Marcy Parks: 1123581321
Logainne Schwartzandgrubiennere: impeachbush12345
Chip Tolentino: CHAMPION05
Sunday, January 5, 2006, 1 day after the spelling bee
11:21 A.M.
1123581321 You need to change your screen name.
CHAMPION05 Why, thank you, Marcy. I couldn't have figured that out on my own.
CHAMPION05 And you weren't exactly a champion yourself.
1123581321 I've noticed. My parents are going to murder me.
CHAMPION05 Why? All my parents tell me is "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game," and "Just being here is winning, sweetie."
1123581321 My parents suffer from P.A.P.D..
CHAMPION05 And P.A.P.D. is...
1123581321 Psycotic Asian Parent Disorder.
CHAMPION05 Which means...
1123581321 I can guarantee that that is most certainly not correct grammar.
CHAMPION05 Screw you, Marcy.
1123581321 has signed off at 11:25 A.M.
Sunday, January 5, 2006
12:00 P.M.
impeachbush12345 Hello, Olive.
oliveilove Hey, Logainnne.
oliveilove Your name is very long. I happen to find long names thrilling, but typing them is difficult. What do your parents call you?
impeachbush12345 My dad calls me Logainne. My father calls me Logainne.
oliveilove Okay, but can I call you Logie? Pronounced LOW-guh-ee?
impeachbush12345 I suppose so. Can I still call you Olive?
oliveilove Positively. So, how is the fifth grade?
impeachbush12345 I despise small talk.
oliveilove That was nicely random. So, how is the fifth grade?
impeachbush12345 I told you, Olive, I despise small talk.
oliveilove Why do you keep saying that?
impeachbush12345 Later, Olive.
impeachbush12345 has signed off at 12:06 P.M.
oliveilove Logie? Are you there?
Sunday, Jaunary 5, 2006
1:59 P.M.
theresanaccentegue I like your screen name, Leaf.
hahahahaha Ha. Cool.
theresanaccentegue Are you mentally imbslsnced?
hahahahaha Imbalanced. That's a funny word. What does that mean?
theresanaccentegue Are you serious?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
hahahahaha YES, Mr. Barfee.
theresanaccentegue How do you pronounce that?
hahahahaha What?
theresanaccentegue My name. Barfee.
hahahahaha Like it's spelled?
theresanaccentegue No, Leaf.
Theresanaccentegue Pause
theresanaccentegue Sigh
theresanaccentegue You're forgiven.
hahahahaha Sweet.
theresanaccentegue Later, Leaf.
hahahahaha Sweet.
theresanaccentegue has signed off at 2:05 P.M.
hahahahaha has signed off at 2:05 P.M.
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