WARNING: Randomness, bad grammar, the authors on CRACk, does not make any sense, some OOCness maybe, badly written.

By the way, as you might have guessed: I do not own Naruto or D. Gray Man

"So coffee, Itachi?"

"I prefer tea,"

"Sure, I'll get my precious Lenalee to get us some."

So if you have not figured out from these short three lines of conversation, Uchiha Itachi and Komui Lee are having some splendid tea in Komui's office- And how did this rather strange incident occur? Simple. Komui was experimenting explosive illegal chemicals and at the same moment, Itachi overexerted some chakra making a mind-blowing sharingan which magically brought the Naruto and D. Gray Man Universes together with a big BANG! And therefore resulted this unexpected meeting between Itachi and Komui. And instead of killing each other like they should be doing… Komui found a random Japanese teen who he decided could be Kanda's best friend pop out of his newly invented 'aging potion', he was squealing with delight it worked- that boy had wrinkles. Meanwhile from Itachi's perspective, he finally managed to travel between space and dimension just like Madara, and was going to go back and kill the masked bastard. But he decided to delay his plans for awhile, since he and this strange Chinese man actually bonded quite well. Not because they were both Asian, nor because they both had sucky eyesight, but they had a similar complicated hobby…

Itachi gave a sad nostalgic sigh, "I still remember the times when Sasuke would bring tea up to my room when I was stuck doing a bunch of useless paperwork."

Komui gave a chuckle, "Lenalee always brings me coffee," and a happy fangirl expression settled onto his content smile, "Lenalee's coffees are the best."

"I understand how your sister is just as awesome as my Sasuke, but please wipe that look of your face, I still have nightmares thinking of my fangirls in my academy days."

"Ohh sorry." The chief apologised as he tried to put on his more serious face, an extremely hard feat for him to complete since he was completely obsessive compulsive sister complex.

"Komui, it seems your methods in your devotion to your sibling works better than mine." Itachi stated monotonously in attempts of expressing his deep regrets of how maybe he should have shown his love for Sasuke in a more Komui-like manner.

Komui's glasses glinted curiously, "What do you mean Itachi?"

And so Itachi went into detail about the power of his brotherly love which saved his innocent otouto from dying with the rest of the clan, and pushed his brother to grow up to the sweet young man with a dream to kill him, the whole time Komui sipped on his tea- he preferred coffee, but anything made by Lenalee was delicious.

By the end of Itachi's heartwarming story, Komui was dabbing tears out of his eyes, "Y-your love for your brother is b-beautiful!" and the older man's eyes were suddenly dazzling with emotions, unfortunately for Itachi, he couldn't hold his fangirly side away for long, "Ohh Itachi-chaan you're such a masochist! All this pain inflicted upon you this whole time! Come lemmee give you a hug!"

Itachi backed away slowly, fear gripping him so tightly he forgot how to throw a kunai, couldn't he just have a normal conversation with the man and learn how a normal human being would treat the younger sibling they were obsessed with?

Too weird and random? I warned you, I'm just feeling sooooo bored...