Gosh, I haven't been on here in forever! Anyways, I have a thing for those stories where people fall in love with other people and chaos ensues. This is one of your stories. Enjoy!

Chapter One: Love at First Sight

It was another dry, warm day in Teufort. The sun beat down, warming the earth. The air was filled with a sweltering heat, causing any creatures that lived in the area to seek shade. For the most part, people were staying indoors. The only people who were out were the employees of Builders League United and Reliable Excavation Demolition. Today, the murderous madams of Blu were working to get back their intelligence.

But so far, they were not having much luck. The Reds had been careful today. Lucky for them but unlucky for the Blus.

"God, what a boring day," Alice said, lifting up her eye patch. "Also, my bad eye is getting sweaty."

"I hear ya," Mandy yawned as she took off her aviators. "Where are those Reds?"

The Demo Lady stood up and peered out of the window. Nope, they were nowhere to be found. This was odd. The two of them usually would have killed at least a Scout but today was a weird day. Sighing, the dark skinned woman sat down and picked up a beer.

"Want one?" Alice asked.

"Sure." Mandy said.

She opened her hand and caught the bottle. Normally, she didn't drink on the job but today was a boring day. It had been two hours since the intelligence had been snagged but not a single Red had run by. So the two ladies of Blu were stuck up in a tower with not a single thing to do.

Well, they thought the day would be boring.

Little did they know that there was a certain famous icon of love was floating around. Yes, Cupid, that famous girl of love, had found her way to Teufort. This was her first time here and she was excited! She loved visiting new places. According to her reports, there was a group of men who desperately needed lovers. Lucky for her, there was also a group of women who needed boyfriends. It was perfect!

She bounced as bit as she searched around for her first loveless target. But imagine her surprise when she found two! She watched as a young man carrying a baseball bat carried a briefcase on his back. He was followed by an older man in a white lab coat. They were perfect! But she needed to find some ladies. Where could she find them? That was when she heard a gunshot.

"Shit!" Scout shouted. "It's the Blu Sniper!"

Confused, Cupid looked up at where Scout was pointing. Up in a wooden tower was a woman! Behind her, Cupid saw another woman who threw something down onto the ground. The two men scattered as the earth exploded. Cupid clapped her hands in delight. This was going to be perfect! Smiling, she waited for the ladies to come down.

"Ha, you missed you blind freak!" Scout shouted.

Taking his bat, Scout swung at the legs of the tower. The tower, being old, gave way. Mandy cursed and grabbed Alice by the hand as she jumped out. The two women rolled onto the ground. Coughing, Mandy tried to sit up but found the Red Scout standing above her. He grinned at her, his bat ready and itching to bash some skulls in. So much for a boring day!

"Shit." She muttered.

Cupid tsked. Such language! It was unbecoming for a lady! Oh Cupid missed the good old days when women were polite, petite ladies. She was not a fan of this modern woman. Well love was going to fix that! She gave her jeweled specter a kiss before waving it in the air.

"Powers of love, come to me!" She said. "These two men are in need of women in their lives!"

Mandy and Alice waited for the brutal beating that they would receive. But just as Scout raised his bat, something happened. A burst of pink energy came out of nowhere and hit the two men in the back. They screamed out in pain as their eyes turned bright red. Mandy was in shock for a second but she then realized this was a great opportunity to escape! She helped Alice stand but she found herself confused by this strange display. They looked at each other for a second before Mandy grabbed the suitcase from Scout's back.

As for Medic and Scout had no idea what was going on. How could they? They didn't know Cupid existed! All they knew was that they were in pain. But it wasn't physical pain. No, it was the pain of loneliness! They were suddenly overcome with urges. It was like something inside them had snapped. They wanted to hug someone, to hold someone! Oh, how their hearts ached for someone to love. Their hearts were hearting, crying out for someone to please love them!

The energy beam soon disappeared. Scout was the first to look up. And the first person he looked at was Mandy. It was at this moment that Scout realized how beautiful she was! Her strong arms, her dark, chestnut hair and her willowy figure! She was like a strong, lovely nymph that came forth from the forest. His heart began to beat as he gazed upon her loveliness. Scout never wanted to stop looking at her! His life was complete now that she was here.

The Medic's eyes fell upon Alice. What a beauty she was! Never had he seen such a beautiful afro on a woman. If only she wasn't wearing the eye patch! He wanted to look into her deep, rich eyes! She was like an ebony goddess sent from the heavens. How he wanted to touch her smooth, soft face. Oh, his heart was going mad! This woman as the love of his life and he needed her, badly.

There was a slight awkward silence as the two male mercs stared at the two female killers. Mandy looked at Alice, confused.

"Um-they're starring at us." Mandy said.

"Yeah," Alice said. "They also aren't shooting us or trying to get away."

"Oi, you blokes okay?" Mandy asked.

Oh god, she was speaking to him! Okay Scout, act cool! Don't seem too desperate. Just reply.

"Yeah," Scout grinned at her. "I'm great."

"Well aren't you going to fight us?" Alice asked.

Oh, her voice is so soft and lyrical like a flute! Quick, respond!

"Why would we fight?" Medic inquired, cocking his head slightly.

Mandy and Alice looked at each other again. Was this some kind of joke? It had to be. Maybe they were being pranked.

"Because we're enemies?" Mandy replied.

"We are?" Scout looked at Medic. "I don't remember that."

"Me either." Medic agreed.

"Okay, this is getting weird," Mandy said. "Let's go Alice."

Alice nodded as Mandy started walking away, briefcase in hand. They were quiet until Alice noticed something. Scout and Medic were following them. Okay, that was weird. When they followed by Reds, they were usually trying to shoot them. But both Scout and Medic had forsaken their weapons. They were also wearing extremely goofy smiles on their faces. Alice tapped Mandy on the shoulder and pointed to the two men behind them.

"The hell?"

"Walk faster." Alice whispered.

Mandy nodded and they picked up the pace. However, the two Reds did the same. They went faster, desperate to rid themselves of two. But each time they picked up speed, Scout and Medic did too. Soon, they were soon running with the two men after them. In a desperate attempt to be alone, they ducked into an alley way. They pressed themselves against the wall and watched as the two Reds disappeared.

"Phew!" Alice sighed. "Thank God!"

"Honestly, what the bloody hell has gotten into those two?" Mandy asked.

"No idea!" Alice shrugged. "Who knows what goes through the mind of a Red?"

"Guten Tag!"

Alice jumped as the Medic suddenly appeared. How he had found her, she had no idea! Granted, she was not happy to see him. He was starring right at her, smiling like a mad men. Now Alice had faced many enemies on the battlefield; she had fought mutants, robots, even a wizard. But right now, she was slightly scared. She really didn't like how the Red Medic was looking at her. It was almost like he wanted something from her.

"I found you mein geliebter!" He exclaimed. "Why did you run away from me?"

"Because we're enemies! Didn't we just go through this?"

"But I don't want to be your enemy! I want to be your liebhaber! I adore you! "

"Can you speak English dear? I can't understand half the things you're saying!" Alice sighed. "Look, I'm going to go okay? You stay here."

"You're leaving me?" The Medic looked terrified for a second. "No, please don't go!"

He suddenly clung to her. Alice yelped as the two of them fell to the ground. Frustrated, she tried to push the man off of her but his hold was too strong. Mandy, officially weirded out, reached down and started trying to get him off. She wasn't having much luck as the Medic was holding onto Alice for dear life.

"Get off of her you wanker!" She shouted.

"I will never let her go! She is mine!" He said, rubbing his face into her stomach.

"Get off! Now!" Mandy tugged at him with all her might.

She would have kept doing this when she felt arms around her waist. She looked down to see the Scout, looking up at her with big, puppy dog eyes. Okay, now this was just getting annoying. Snarling, Mandy tried to push him away. However, she found that Scout was a lot stronger than he looked. His grip around her waist was tightening and despite being taller than him, she could not push him away. She glared at him.

"Hey good looking."

"Get off of me." She demanded.

"Nah," He said, hugging her some more. "I like this. I think I'll stay like forever."

"How about this? You either let go or you lose your arms."

"You're so beautiful when you threaten people!" He sighed.

Mandy was tired of this. Sighing, she pulled back her arm and punched Scout right in the face. He toppled backwards, landing on the ground. He spit out a tooth and blood ran down his chin but he still wore a smile. Mandy recoiled slightly.

"Man, I love a woman with a mean right hook!" He said, standing up. "Hit me again!"

"What?" She looked disgusted.

"Mandy? Love? A little help here?" Alice was still trying to push the Medic off of her.

"Mein Windbeutel, mein kleine Puppe, mein niedlichen Taube!" The Medic babbled.

"Kinda busy!" Mandy said as Scout attached himself to her leg.

"Come on, hit me! I've been bad! Punish me!" He said.

"Okay, that is enough."

Two huge hands picked up both men. Alice stood up and brushed herself off. Standing there was the Blu Heavy, Olga. The strong, muscular woman held the two men up as if they were like children. She looked calm as she stared at the two enemies with her cool, blue eyes.

"Olga!" Mandy exclaimed. "Oh thank God! You are a lifesaver!"

"Why are leetle men acting so strange?" She asked, looking at the Reds.

"No! Mein Geißblatt!" The Medic reached for Alice.

"Come on, we're just starting to have fun!" The Scout whined, trying to get free. "You ladies go back to base while I take care of these two." Olga said. "Olga, I owe you a drink!" Alice said. Mandy and Alice ran off towards their base. Both Medic and Scout cried out as if someone had stabbed them in the stomach. Olga rolled her eyes and walked towards the Red base. If there was one thing she wouldn't stand for, it was the men of Red messing with her team mates. Trying to kill them was fine but unwanted romantic advances were another thing entirely. As she carried them, the two men complained all the way. "Let me go!" Scout demanded. "That's my girlfriend running away!" "Mandy is not your girlfriend," Olga said. "You have not gone on a date yet. She also did not enjoy your hugs." "What are you, a love guru?" Scout asked. "No, just a woman who knows what is what." Olga roughly dropped both men in front of their base. "Stay on your side." She commanded before walking away. Scout and Medic watched as Olga walked away. Scout stuck his tongue at her before pouting. "I don't want to stay here!" Scout pouted. "I wanna be with my girl!" "I already miss my mein Erdbeerkuchen." Medic said sadly. "You know what we have to do right?" Scout said. "We have to sneak into the Blu base." "You're right! Later when that bull of a woman isn't on guard!" "Let's keep this a secret between us okay? Don't want the boys to get jealous."