First off this is a disclaimer... and this is also a REALLY random story... I mean really... it's just random although it mostly follows the show! Enjoy...

Chapter 1

I had just gotten notice that I was to go see the head captain and that was to go now. 'Aw crap! How am I gonna sneak around Kenny now?' I sighed. I got up and started walking to the door. When I got out side, I made a run for it. I was hoping Kenny wouldn't spot me. As I ran I sensed someone fallowing me. "Aw shit!" I said and stopped turning around; there I saw Kenny running at full speed laughing evilly.

"HAHAHAHAHA! WHERE YOU THINK YOUR GOING?" Kenny said, I freaked and started running and was going at top speed, 'Why me? Oh why me?' I thought.

"Leave me alone Kenny! I don't need you fallowing me everywhere I goooooooo!" I yelled. Kenny was still laughing and fallowing me, and then I saw Rukia walking the same way I was going. "Yo… Rukia!" I said, and caught up to her. I had lost Kenny at the moment to stop and take a breather.

"Oh… hey Hana." She said, "What's up?" She asked we both heard a loud laughter getting closer so I had to speak fast.

"Crap… Uhh I have to go speak with old man Yamamoto, what about you?" I asked.

"Same…" She said, I was surprised but didn't worry about it.

"Cool…" I said, then I sensed Kenny real close, so I grabbed Rukia's wrist and made a run for it. "Sorry Rukia, but if you don't want to get squished then I suggest you come with me!" I said, dragging Rukia with me. Whenever we reached the door to the old man's place, I slowed down to a walk, "Sorry a million times, Rukia…" I sighed.

"It's no problem, Hana…" She sighed, and then Kenny came running up and finally skidded to a stop, before running over both me and Rukia.

"Kenny, will you just go back to the barracks and stop following me!" I yelled, but didn't mean to….

"Well, I wanted to make sure you didn't get your sorry ass lost on the way here!" Kenny said, 'me get lost?' I thought.

"Me? Get lost? You're the one who listens to the lieutenant! And might I say that she has no sense of direction whatsoever? That, someday, is going to get you lost, and I mean lost!" I said, pissed now. The door was open and we all walked into the office. Rukia seemed a little annoyed, and I couldn't blame her.

"Ah and here they are." Yamamoto said. "Now, please stop fighting and take a seat so we can begin the meeting."

"Ah, that's not fun…" I joked, and took a seat across from my little sis, Addi, while Kenny sat across from Soifon. Rukia also sat next to Addi.

"Just shut it, Yagimi and listen to what I have to say." Yamamoto said with a slight glare at me.

I just glared back with a slight nod, signaling him to continue, 'die just die old man'.

"Kuchiki and the Yagimi's will be going to the World of the Living to monitor the Hollows." Yamamoto said as his lieutenant, Sasakiba, placed three silver cell phones in front of Addi, Rukia, and I.

"But Squad 2 is the Stealth Force." Soifon pointed out, she was annoying….. "I refuse to let my 3rd seat go to the World of the Living to do a minor mission like this, Captain!"

"You'll do as you're told, Soifon!" Yamamoto snapped at her in a low tone, 'Ha take that old lady…' I thought.

Soifon sighed and looked away. "Yes, sir…" I just sat there doing nothing, 'hollows are easy to take care of… he might as well just send me…' I sighed.

"As for the details on the mission, you shall only be there for one month. If you are there longer than that, then I suspect a full explanation on why you were there longer. If I do not think that this reason is acceptable, then you will be punished." Yamamoto finished and took a breath, 'you shouldn't talk that long, old man, and you might die of the loss of breath…' I laughed in my head.

"Yes, sir." Rukia, Addi and I said together when he finished.

"When do they go?" Kenny asked boredely with his elbow on the table and his cheek resting in his palm, 'that's what you get for fallowing me here…' I sighed.

"Immediately, they will receive a hell butterfly to go with them and we shall open the door. After that they shall be gone until it is time to come back." Yamamoto said and stood up. "I'm assuming that you all have your Zanpakutous on you at this time and point."

We all nodded, I yawned form boredom and stood up, I really didn't care for this assignment, and it was going to be long and boring. Addi seemed happy… probably since she could finally use her Zanpakutou, since she usually doesn't.

The Lieutenant Sasakiba was opening a gate thing for the world of the living.

"Yo, Hana! Come here for a second!" Kenny called me over to where he was sitting.

I sighed and sulked over to him. "What do you want now?"

"Well, just wanting to make sure you're not gonna go and get yourself killed…" Kenny scratched the back of his neck.

"Oh my gosh! Are you actually worried about me, Kenny?" I asked in a teasing manner. 'Scary…' I thought.

"No! Of course not!"

"Uh huh…" I smirked and then sighed. "Okay, okay. I'll be careful. Bye." I then walked away with a wave.

"Yo! I'm not done yet, Hana!" He told me.

I groaned. "What else?"

"You'll find out why I told you to be careful when you get back…"

Soifon then walked up and hit him over the head. "What do you think you're doing, you idiot?"

"What?" He yelled back. "I think that Addi and Hana are at the damn right age to know the truth!"

"Uh!" Addi and I yelled and backed up into a wall.

"W-what do y-you m-m-mean?" Addi stuttered out.

I was in my own little world. 'Kenny? And old lady? NO! What has occurred to this cruel, cruel world?'

I then sighed and put my hand to my chin. "Are you two having an a—" I was cut off when Addi clamped her hand over my mouth.

"Don't you even go there with Soifon…" She told me in a low whisper to my ear.

I looked at Kenny and Soifon to see that I was receiving death glares from both of them.

My eyes widened and I grabbed Addi's and Rukia's arms as I ran into the gate.

"Bye, Captain Soifon!" Addi yelled out with a chuckle as we followed the Hell Butterfly and the doors to the gate closed behind us.

We ran for a while until we finally made it to the World of the Living.

I sighed. "So what now?"

"We wait for orders…" Rukia sighed as well as we sat in midair over the town.

Rukia then stood and we all went to a telephone pole. Rukia used her skills in being so small to stand in the middle of it.

"I sense strong spirit energy close by." She spoke up and Addi and I nodded as we jumped and glided through the cool night air.

I sighed when my cell phone beeped. I pulled it out and stopped.

"Hollow call… that a way!" I pointed in the right area with a grin.

"Got it." Addi smiled as we glided off in the right direction. Well, Rukia and I glided. Addi was in the Stealth Force so she just jumped from roof top to roof top.

I grinned when we reached the huge ugly Hollow. It was truly disgusting. I quickly drew my Zanpakutou and sliced its head. It quickly disappeared and I sighed.

"Way too easy!" I whined as we sat in midair as we examined the Hollow damage and watched the sun come up.

That morning was pretty boring until Rukia got a Hollow call. It wasn't too far away so we quickly ran off into its direction.

When we got there, there was already a guy there. He had blazing orange, and I mean orange, hair and seemed to have brown eyes. He was escorting a lost soul away from the Hollow. The soul suddenly fell to the ground and they had to stop.

He told her something, but I couldn't hear because of the loud mouth Hollow, and ran back to get her. The Hollow was now gaining on them.

Rukia's Hell Butterfly then appeared and she drew her Zanpakutou and sliced the Hollow's head.

"Of course, you get all the fun!" I complained stubbornly.

The Hollow was oddly now bleeding from the mouth. It yelped in a weird way as Rukia went for the final attack and sliced it clear through.

It then disappeared.

Rukia, Addi, and I took a glance at the boy who helped the lost soul before we walked away and disappeared.

"Rukia, why didn't you let us help out?" I yelled at her as we floated into the air.

It soon became night time and we hadn't gotten another order yet.

We sensed a strange spiritual pressure as we passed by a small house and Rukia wanted to check it out. Her Hell Butterfly flew into an opening window as we hopped in through the window.

"What the hell are you three doing here?" A voice asked and I glanced at him to see the same boy we saw earlier.

Rukia then grabbed her swords hilt.

"Huh? Rukia?" I asked her.

"P-put that thing away!" The boy yelled. "You ain't slicing me up!"

We then jumped off of the desk and I raised my eye brow at Rukia.

"Hey!" The boy yelled at us.

Rukia took a second to answer before she said, "I feel it…"

The boy then kicked her in the ass and I chuckled.

"At least it wasn't us…" Addi smiled with a shrug.

"Who are you and what do you want?" The boy asked loudly.

Rukia was all confused and Addi and I were a little confused, as well.

"If you think you're burglars, you're not a very good one! For starters you shouldn't talk to yourself!" He yelled while pointing at Rukia as Addi and I giggled as we sat on the bed.

"You kicked me… but we can't be seen by ordinary people. You mean you can see me?" She asked.

"Well, considering that that was my foot that I just planted in your behind, you tell me." He replied while Rukia stood and I noticed how short Rukia was. Addi was two inches taller than her while I was three inches.

"You were the one we saw in town earlier. I remember." Rukia replied.

"We all remember…" I mumbled.

"Nothing get's by you." The boy said sarcastically and closed his eyes.

"Very strange." I said and lifted his chin, which was no problem for me considering I was almost as tall as him, but not exactly enough.

"You look normal but you must be defected in some way…" I said in thought.

The boy then slapped my hand away. "I'll show you defected!" He then tried to kick me but I jumped up and landed on his head before I kicked him to the ground and landed behind where he was standing skillfully. It reminded me of ninjas….

The boy then sat up on his knees and turned towards us. "Who the hell are you three?"

"You really want to know?" Addi asked with a smirk as I turned around slowly with a death glare in my eyes towards the carrot top. "Then we'll tell ya'."

"We are Soul Reapers." Rukia said angrily.

As we explained it to him, I was completely bored and didn't contribute to any of the explanations, while Addi and Rukia explained the bare minimum of the situation.

"All right. So you guys are something called a Soul Reaper." He asked and we all nodded while 'Mhming' "And you were sent here on a mission by something called the Soul Society." We did the same as before. "To deal with demons like the one I saw on the streets today." Again, the same. "Which was chasing after that girls soul?" And the same. "That's all believable to me… ALONG WITH FLYING PIGS AND THE TOOTHFAIRY!" He suddenly yelled and through the small table we were gathered around into the air.

"How dare you?" Addi yelled. "Why wouldn't you believe in Soul Reapers when you just admitted that you can see spirits?"

"I've never heard of Soul Reapers before and frankly your whole story is just too incredible." He told us while standing. "I don't believe in anything I can't see."

"Well, you see me, can't you?" I said while getting up in his face.

"Well, that's true and I agree with the fact that you're not human. Why don't you go play your 'Soul Reaper' game somewhere else? Okay, little brat." He said while putting a hand on my head and making me growl while a shadow came over my face. "Run along."

"I'm a brat, am I? Bakudo 1, Syit!" I yelled and held out my hand to his side and his arms became 'locked' behind his back and he fell over with his ass in the air.

"Ooh, perfect target…" Addi smirked and was about to kick him in the ass until Rukia stopped her.

"No, Addi. That's enough." She told her and she sighed as she placed her foot back on the ground.

"Oh, fine…" She grumbled.

"I can't move!" The boy said. "What'd you do to me!"

"Paralysis." Rukia told him.

"I used what's called Kido on you." I smirked and got down to his eyelevel. "High level incantation only we Soul Reapers can do. It's useless to struggle against it. You're just wasting your time and energy." I giggled and stood straight again. "We may seem young to you, but we have lived ten of your lifetimes. We could kill you on the spot if it were not against our orders, so you, little brat, be grateful!"

"You got nerve!" He growled.

"And now," Addi started as she grabbed her Zanpakutou's hilt and the boy looked scared. He didn't even notice the soul right next to him… Addi had preformed a consol on the soul.

"It's that soul from yesterday!" The boy said surprised.

"No, please don't send me to the underworld." The soul begged.

"You shouldn't worry." Addi grinned. "You're heading for a better place. The Soul Society. There, your soul will be at peace." She then lifted her hilt off of his head and he slowly sunk into the ground.

"Where'd he go?" The carrot top asked. "What did you do to him?"

"I sent his spirit to the Soul Society." Addi said as she put her sword back into her sheath. "It's one of the main responsibilities of a Soul Reaper. People seem to call it passing on." She grinned and scratched the back of her head.

"Now, I'll explain in small words so you can understand it." Rukia then pulled out her notepad with her crazy drawings. She told Addi to come start as she held up a crappy drawing and I sat beside the boy like a good little student.

"There are two types of spirits in this world." Addi grinned at the sight of her drawings as he explained. Both me and the boy weren't expecting her to use her own drawings. "There are the normal spirits called 'Wholes'. The ghosts that you see are usually this kind." She pointed at what looked like a rabbit type thing. "The second kinds are evil spirits and are known as 'Hollows'. They attack people, living or dead, in order to devourer their souls." She then smirked while pointing at a deformed bear thing.

"Any questions before she goes on?" Rukia asked, annoyed.

"First of all, why do your drawings suck so badly?" He asked and I burst out laughing as Addi tried to hold it in but turned away and covered her hand over her mouth.

Rukia then took a marker out and drew a mustache on the boys face and made me laugh harder.

"Ahh! You'll pay for this!"

"Let us continue with are lesson, masseur." I smirked when I stopped laughing and sat up again. "There are two main jobs for a Soul Reaper." I looked away when Rukia grabbed her notepad so I wouldn't laugh. "First, to lead Wholes to the Soul Society through Konso."

"The same thing I just did!" Addi winked and gave the peace sign with her tongue stuck out.

"I just said that, damn it!" I said angrily.

"Well, I made it easier to understand…" Addi said stubbornly and looked away with her arms across her chest.

"The second…" I continued with a glare towards Addi. "…to exercise the Hollows wherever we find them."

"That Hollow with the bug body this afternoon… why was it chasing that girl?" The boy asked.

"That I don't know." I sighed. "We have yet to fully understand the things that Hollows do."

"What was that?" The boy asked out of nowhere with wide eyes.

"One thing we do know there is still two more Hollows prowling somewhere nearby." Rukia said.

"Then what the hell are you waiting for?" The boy asked. "Go out kill it!"

"We would but we can't seem to detect their locations." She looked at the ground and I sighed. "Usually we have no trouble finding close by Hollows. But here, it's as if our senses are being jammed by some powerful force."

"What are you? Deaf? There's something huge howling out there! The sound has to belong to a Hollow."

"Howling? What do you mean?" Addi asked and then we all heard a Hollow's howl.

"Now we hear it!" We said together and stood, hands on our hilts of our swords.

"It's definitely a Hollow." Rukia said.

"That's what I was telling you!" The boy told us and we heard a girl scream. "That's Yuzu!" He yelled and Rukia ran off.

Addi then got a Hollow call and she sighed. "Come on, Hana. Rukia can handle this one herself."

"Got ya'." I grinned as we jumped out the window again as we heard the carrot top yelling at Rukia.

We hopped up to be in midair and glide away. I followed behind Addi as we glided towards the sound of another Hollow.

When we finally reached the Hollow and I drew my sword, an arrow was suddenly shot towards the Hollow, destroying it instantly.

"Ahh!" I groaned and slumped to the ground as I saw a tall boy with black hair and glasses, holding a shiny blue bow. He was wearing a school uniform. "He beat us to it!" I yelled.

"Who the hell are you?" Addi asked him as she appeared beside him.

"Your enemy…" He told her with a smirk.

"Yeah, I know you're a Quincy, but who are you? What's your name?" She questioned.

"How'd you…"

"I'm not an idiot. It's kind of obvious…" She sighed. "I can tell because only a Quincy has that type of bow and arrow."

"Of course, you would know about bows and arrows…" I mumbled as I stood.

"Oh…" The boy replied to Addi with a slight blush. "Well, I'm Ishida Uryu. And you would be…?"

"Oh, I'm Yagimi Addi." Addi smirked with a wink.

"Yo, I'm Yagimi Hana." I said and he seemed to just notice me.

"Oh, hey." He smiled then we heard a beeping sound.

"Was that our phones?" Addi and I asked as we took out our phones and looked at them. "Nope."

"It was my watch…" Uryu said as he looked at his wrist.

"Watch? What's that?" Addi asked as she got up in his face because his wrist was pretty close.

Uryu blushed at how close she was but Addi seemed to not notice it.

"Yeah, uh, it tells time…" Uryu stammered and I smirked.

"Oh, really?" Addi looked at it closer in interest. "Uh… I have no idea how to use this…" She sighed and stepped away. "Come on, Hana. We need to go find Rukia."

I was still smirking at Addi's inability to notice Uryu's blush and obviously liking her. "Okay, let's go."

Addi grinned as we jumped into the air. "See ya' later, Ishida!" She yelled out to him as we jumped off.

We then went back to the carrot top's house to find Rukia outside of his house.

"What happened?" I asked when I noticed she was only wearing what she wore underneath her shihakshou.

"I'll explain later. Let's go find a place to stay…" She said in a sulking manner as we walked off.

We soon decided to sit down on a curb and eat some dumplings. I had stolen those from somewhere where I shall not tell…. Heheh…

"Who are you three?" A voice said from behind and we turned to see a tall man dressed in a green kimono with the hat to match.

"Ahh!" Addi blushed and clamped her hands together as she looked up at him with a smile.

"AHH!" I yelped and fell over before quickly getting up again and hitting Addi upside the head.

"So you like the old dude, but not the hot young teenager?"

"Huh? What?" She replied confused.

"You are so dense sometimes!" I yelled and we completely ignored the conversation going on between Rukia and Mr. Hat and Clogs.

Our arguing went on for a bit until Rukia yelled at us.

"Hey!" She yelled.

"Huh?" I asked.

"We're going to Kisuke's house where he'll give us Gigai's." Rukia said and I raised an eyebrow with a questioning look.

She sighed and pointed to the guy, who smiled and waved. "Yo! I'm Uruhara Kisuke."

"Yagimi Hana." I replied with arms across my chest and a sigh as Addi had her hands clasped together again. "She's Yagimi Addi…"

"Nice to meat ya'!" He replied before leading us to this candy shop type thing, where he gave us Gigai's and high school uniforms because we were going to confront Ichigo Kurasaki. We had finally learned his damn name!